LuckyMcSwervy 0 #76 October 10, 2008 Quote You keep saying that stuff people are going to think you're on the payroll! Haha ... I would like to collect my earnings in something other than us dollars please. You want Euros? Jump tickets? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #77 October 10, 2008 Quote Quote ...Happened last Saturday nite. Had a friend to tipsy, got out the blow up mattress, gave them a blanket & pillow, let them crash in the hanger. Problem solved & everyone is happy! Thanks again Don, I owe you ! Anytime man. Feel free to pay me back in 12 ounce containers! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeannie_R 0 #78 October 10, 2008 Quote Thanks again Don, I owe you ! Anytime man. Feel free to pay me back in 12 ounce containers! Feel free to buy the same brand that you drank that night. I'll gladly share with you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #79 October 10, 2008 Quote Quote I know. I'm such a slacker. When I signed up for AFF I had to buy a helmet. The paperwork said nothing about kneepads. Come on! We have more class then that! I'm sure Xkeys has carpeted packing areas! Yeah, nothing like an audience to witness your "gratitude". So you've been to The Farm. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #80 October 10, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I know. I'm such a slacker. When I signed up for AFF I had to buy a helmet. The paperwork said nothing about kneepads. Come on! We have more class then that! I'm sure Xkeys has carpeted packing areas! Yeah, nothing like an audience to witness your "gratitude". So you've been to The Farm. Nope. Not yet. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuckakers 370 #81 October 10, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Definatly a Blow Job cuz we all know the way to a man's heart is through his...uh..well, you know. Well, maybe that's acceptable if you want to be the "Dropzone Doorknob"! I prefer the Emily Post "thank you note". I doubt that'll even get you his blanket next time. I had my own blanket in my car .... and pillow! So you think the next time I see this dude I should be like, "Yeah, I sent you the thank you note saying to call me before you come down next time and I'll bring you your favorite beer or whatever, but the guys on DZ.com think you'd rather have a blowjob? What are you thoughts on that, nice guy?". I think that'll go over like lead balloon. "The guys on dz.com said that?" ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIIPPP!!!!!!!!!!Chuck Akers D-10855 Houston, TX Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #82 October 10, 2008 "If you're in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job. I'm not embarrassed to tell them." -Sharon Stone-Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #83 October 10, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Well, maybe that's acceptable if you want to be the "Dropzone Doorknob"! Sigh... Its a sad day when newcommers to the sport lack motivation... I know. I'm such a slacker. When I signed up for AFF I had to buy a helmet. The paperwork said nothing about kneepads. you don't need kneepads... what do you think milkcrates and zip ties are forDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #84 October 10, 2008 Quote Yeah, nothing like an audience to witness your "gratitude". So you've been to The Farm. Thanks for making me spit coffee on my monitor! Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #85 October 10, 2008 Quote So you think the next time I see this dude I should be like, "Yeah, I sent you the thank you note saying to call me before you come down next time and I'll bring you your favorite beer or whatever, but the guys on DZ.com think you'd rather have a blowjob? What are you thoughts on that, nice guy?". I think that'll go over like lead balloon. "The guys on dz.com said that?" ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIIPPP!!!!!!!!!! That's a long zip. He must've had a jumpsuit on, huh? Jeans would only be like "ZZIIPP". Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #86 October 10, 2008 Quote Quote I know. I'm such a slacker. When I signed up for AFF I had to buy a helmet. The paperwork said nothing about kneepads. Come on! We have more class then that! I'm sure Xkeys has carpeted packing areas! Yeah, nothing like an audience to witness your "gratitude". Well, you wouldn't need to save one hand to work the computer, then!!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #87 October 10, 2008 Quote "If you're in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job. I'm not embarrassed to tell them." -Sharon Stone- I've never heard that quote before. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #88 October 10, 2008 Quote I know. I'm such a slacker. When I signed up for AFF I had to buy a helmet. The paperwork said nothing about kneepads. you don't need kneepads... what do you think milkcrates and zip ties are for Zip ties?? WTF are THEY for???? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #89 October 10, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I know. I'm such a slacker. When I signed up for AFF I had to buy a helmet. The paperwork said nothing about kneepads. Come on! We have more class then that! I'm sure Xkeys has carpeted packing areas! Yeah, nothing like an audience to witness your "gratitude". Well, you wouldn't need to save one hand to work the computer, then!!! Edited because I'm a typing spaz.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #90 October 10, 2008 Quote Quote I know. I'm such a slacker. When I signed up for AFF I had to buy a helmet. The paperwork said nothing about kneepads. you don't need kneepads... what do you think milkcrates and zip ties are for Zip ties?? WTF are THEY for???? ziptie the milkcrates together until you reach the desired hight and stabilityDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #91 October 10, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I know. I'm such a slacker. When I signed up for AFF I had to buy a helmet. The paperwork said nothing about kneepads. you don't need kneepads... what do you think milkcrates and zip ties are for Zip ties?? WTF are THEY for???? ziptie the milkcrates together until you reach the desired hight and stability That's way too much work to give a BJ when it involves construction. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #92 October 10, 2008 Quote Shhhhh! No one was supposed to know! Dohhh! Uh, know what?You guys have 4 kids... we "know"... Y'all are too cute and I love you to pieces! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
