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Dear Santa

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I have been relatively good this year. I hope you will not take
into account the specious assertions of that drunk chick.
I feel that the video was blurry and without merit.
Innocence until adequate evidence proves guilt, that's fair.

I could use a new pet and it should have a sense of humor.

My tv is broke too. The picture is shot.
Previously, it was just various parts that didn't work.
You could adjust the brightness nob all you want when
Jerry Springer was on, but nobody got any brighter.

Try to be a little forgiving on the naughty/nice review.
(Plus, if I could get a little info on the "naughty" girls in my
area, it's worth some cookies/milk next to the tree.)

Thanks.
:)

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I have been relatively good this year. I hope you will not take
into account the specious assertions of that drunk chick.
I feel that the video was blurry and without merit.
Innocence until adequate evidence proves guilt, that's fair.

I could use a new pet and it should have a sense of humor.

My tv is broke too. The picture is shot.
Previously, it was just various parts that didn't work.
You could adjust the brightness nob all you want when
Jerry Springer was on, but nobody got any brighter.

Try to be a little forgiving on the naughty/nice review.
(Plus, if I could get a little info on the "naughty" girls in my
area, it's worth some cookies/milk next to the tree.)

Thanks.
:)



Lying to Santa will not be tolerated ! Where are the mods? :P
Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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Dear Santa - I've been a very bad girl for most of my 31 years of life, but this year, I'm hoping you'll oversee most of that. This year, I am wishing you make my Christmas brighter a little early. You see, I'm going to Sin City next weekend and I'd love for you to rig up winning jackpot reels on the MegaMillions slot machine for me. I promise if you can do that, I will not blow the millions on booze or cigarettes. I'll spend a few grand on some new skydiving gear, buy a house, buy a car and... Invest some... Spend the rest... On me... You'll never have to grant any other wish for the rest of my life because surely, if the jackpot is big enough, I can buy my way through life... Right? If you can't make miracles happen, I understand. I'll just live my life day by day hoping to win the lottery instead. Until that day, I'll hope to do well in school, and hope that my new job flourishes in to an awesome new career for me. But, those winning reels sure would be nice.

Thanks,
sharimcm :)
P.S. I'll leave milk and cookies for you only if I come back from Vegas with enough cash to buy that stuff for you. ;) I'm sure you can accept a little bribery.


"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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