For all the jilted guys :)

[aphid 0]

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and saved half his net-worth and went skydiving a lot and rode Harley's and flew planes and drank scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End

(feel free to paraphrase to match your particular situation)

[Squeak 17]

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'YES!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and saved half his net-worth and went skydiving a lot and rode Harley's and flew in planes and drank what ever he wanted and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. and traveled regualrly overseas. and started a 12month adventure around the world with her

The End

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[Mr.Bill 0]

One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch.

But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.
The End

[JohnMitchell 14]

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And the guy lived happily ever after and saved half his net-worth and went skydiving a lot and rode Harley's and flew in planes and drank what ever he wanted and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. and trave;ed regualrly overseas.

Everything but the Harleys.

[diablopilot 2]

Once upon a time like today, a guy met some other poor schmuck who has shells out $2400 a month to the woman who drives the car he USED to own and is still making payments on. The guy looks at the schmuck's situation and thinks "why would anyone ever get married, when they can just live together in sin and not be at risk?"


Besides, living in "sin" just sounds better.....

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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

[aphid 0]

CONGRATULATIONS! Obviously though, you weren't jilted.

[porpoishead 5]

jilted


sounds brutal, I don't like the sound of it

I'll pass on jilted..

if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell

[RALFFERS 0]

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And the guy lived happily ever after and saved half his net-worth and went skydiving a lot and rode Harley's and flew in planes and drank what ever he wanted and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. and trave;ed regualrly overseas.

Everything but the Harleys.

What's wrong with Harleys?

Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself -

"from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

[Squeak 17]

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And the guy lived happily ever after and saved half his net-worth and went skydiving a lot and rode Harley's and flew in planes and drank what ever he wanted and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. and trave;ed regualrly overseas.

Everything but the Harleys.

True i could have Harleys but i prefer Guzzis

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?