theonlyski 3 #26 January 4, 2009 ive been taught which bugs i can eat... and some arent THAT bad... so your whole joke is invalid "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #27 January 4, 2009 Ok smartass... here's a dumber one. What do the IRS and eating out a woman have in common?Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
No_Phear 0 #28 January 4, 2009 Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #29 January 4, 2009 Quote I agree. That was bad.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #30 January 4, 2009 lol... i was thinking... and your post seemed to have gotten deleted"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
No_Phear 0 #31 January 4, 2009 Hey ski, did they get ahold of you? Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #32 January 4, 2009 did who?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
No_Phear 0 #33 January 4, 2009 Quote did who? DEEZ NUTZ! Now that's juvenile....... Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #34 January 4, 2009 haha you actually had me worried, i checked my military email and everything just in case you knew something i didnt uncalled for... and ill get you back!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
No_Phear 0 #35 January 4, 2009 ROFLMAO I was the DEES master in my day.... but check this out... http://www.deesassortednuts.com/aboutus.php Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 200 #36 January 4, 2009 What does sex and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 200 #37 January 4, 2009 After ur done with the breasts and thighs..... all you have left is a smelly box Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #38 January 4, 2009 QuoteWhat does sex and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? Finger lickin' good. ??Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spindlee 0 #39 January 4, 2009 Ten blondes walk into a bar............. Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch OuchIf in doubt, whip it out... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spindlee 0 #40 January 4, 2009 A guy goes to the zoo, but when he gets there, all that's there is one dog. It was a shitzu If in doubt, whip it out... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #41 January 4, 2009 what do you call a deutchhound/shitzu mix?? a shithound"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spindlee 0 #42 January 4, 2009 Quote a shithound what the.... If in doubt, whip it out... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #43 January 4, 2009 yeah, my ex was looking to adopt a dog didnt find it too funny when i saw that dog and mentioned it was a shithound no sense of humor in that woman!!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spindlee 0 #44 January 4, 2009 Doh! haha btw i ordered my rig today thought i'd slip that in If in doubt, whip it out... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #45 January 4, 2009 Quote thought i'd slip that in famous last words "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spindlee 0 #46 January 4, 2009 Quote Quote thought i'd slip that in famous last words I have absoloutley no idea what you are talking about......If in doubt, whip it out... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #47 January 4, 2009 Quote Quote Quote thought i'd slip that in famous last words I have absoloutley no idea what you are talking about, OFFICER there, fixed for you"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spindlee 0 #48 January 4, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote thought i'd slip that in famous last words I have absoloutley no idea what you are talking about, OFFICER there, fixed for you If in doubt, whip it out... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funjumper101 15 #49 January 4, 2009 Why is it that you can't eat grasshoppers??? Because you can't spread their legs far enough! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #50 January 4, 2009 Quote Quote thought i'd slip that in famous last words How can you tell a good 4-way team from a bad 4-way team? A good 4-way team going in sounds like "[WHACK]". A bad 4-way team goes "[WHACK] ... [WHACK][WHACK] ... [WHACK]" . . . . [WHACK] Dont forge the vidiot !Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
