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i have a problem.....

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i need a beer bitch or cabana boy...I am not picky, either will work...[Laugh]

I am sitting in my heated vibrating massage chair and need another beer. But only have one left in the fridge. So the beer bitch/cabana boy must go to the store buy beer, bring me one, and well I drink it give me a foot massage.

Anyone interest you can reach me via PM... :D:D
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I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
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and for the next hour or so she will be busy sorting through cabana boy applications haha;)



I am getting hit with PMs as I type this....[Laugh]

And anthony you were a good beer bitch plus....;)
TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

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Since you already dream about me I guess I could be your cabana boy. :ph34r:



I think you'd be a runner up as a beer bitch...:P
TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

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Since you already dream about me I guess I could be your cabana boy. :ph34r:



I think you'd be a runner up as a beer bitch...:P


Ouch!...
Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself -

"from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

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Since you already dream about me I guess I could be your cabana boy. :ph34r:



I think you'd be a runner up as a beer bitch...:P


Ouch!...



You do have potential to work your way up to a cabana boy...;)
TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

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Since you already dream about me I guess I could be your cabana boy. :ph34r:



I think you'd be a runner up as a beer bitch...:P


Ouch!...


shots fired man down!!!!

MEDIC!!!!!!!!:D
The Altitude above you, the runway behind you, and the fuel not in the plane are totally worthless
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Since you already dream about me I guess I could be your cabana boy. :ph34r:



I think you'd be a runner up as a beer bitch...:P


YES!!!! :P
Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
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Since you already dream about me I guess I could be your cabana boy. :ph34r:



I think you'd be a runner up as a beer bitch...:P


YES!!!! :P


what are you saying yes about...:P:D
TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

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Since you already dream about me I guess I could be your cabana boy. :ph34r:



I think you'd be a runner up as a beer bitch...:P


YES!!!! :P


what are you saying yes about...:P:D


Because he is a runner up beer bitch and I am a beer bitch plus aka the ultimate beer bitch ... See how that works? What do you think? :P

Edited to add ... And I have already proven my skills, so that pretty much puts me on top.

Or if you want to be on top, we could work that out too :P
Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
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H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

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Since you already dream about me I guess I could be your cabana boy. :ph34r:



I think you'd be a runner up as a beer bitch...:P


YES!!!! :P


what are you saying yes about...:P:D


Because he is a runner up beer bitch and I am a beer bitch plus aka the ultimate beer bitch ... See how that works? What do you think? :P

Edited to add ... And I have already proven my skills, so that pretty much puts me on top.

Or if you want to be on top, we could work that out too :P


that, my friends, requires a high five indeed hahaha B|
The Altitude above you, the runway behind you, and the fuel not in the plane are totally worthless
Dudeist Skydiver # 10

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Since you already dream about me I guess I could be your cabana boy. :ph34r:



I think you'd be a runner up as a beer bitch...:P


YES!!!! :P


what are you saying yes about...:P:D


Because he is a runner up beer bitch and I am a beer bitch plus aka the ultimate beer bitch ... See how that works? What do you think? :P

Edited to add ... And I have already proven my skills, so that pretty much puts me on top.

Or if you want to be on top, we could work that out too :P


that, my friends, requires a high five indeed hahaha B|


Dude, how drunk and/or stoned are you? :D
Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself -

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Since you already dream about me I guess I could be your cabana boy. :ph34r:



I think you'd be a runner up as a beer bitch...:P


YES!!!! :P


what are you saying yes about...:P:D


Because he is a runner up beer bitch and I am a beer bitch plus aka the ultimate beer bitch ... See how that works? What do you think? :P

Edited to add ... And I have already proven my skills, so that pretty much puts me on top.

Or if you want to be on top, we could work that out too :P


that, my friends, requires a high five indeed hahaha B|


:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r: Thank you, Thank you :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
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Since you already dream about me I guess I could be your cabana boy. :ph34r:



I think you'd be a runner up as a beer bitch...:P


YES!!!! :P


what are you saying yes about...:P:D


Because he is a runner up beer bitch and I am a beer bitch plus aka the ultimate beer bitch ... See how that works? What do you think? :P

Edited to add ... And I have already proven my skills, so that pretty much puts me on top.

Or if you want to be on top, we could work that out too :P


that, my friends, requires a high five indeed hahaha B|


Dude, how drunk and/or stoned are you?


I'm not drunk or stoned :) I am working on my first Twisted Iced Tea though ... Gotta love that stuff!
Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
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H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

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depends on how you rate being drunk.....

by a drunks point of view im likely quite sober...



stoned, i wish, id lose my job, apparently the army doesnt like people doing drugs
The Altitude above you, the runway behind you, and the fuel not in the plane are totally worthless
Dudeist Skydiver # 10

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Who is your "dream" cabana boy??

Mine's Andy Garcia.... oh yeah! :ph34r:



You do realize your dream cabana "boy" is 53 years old, right?:S

And I still haven't forgiven him for the two hours of my life lost to watching "Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead".>:(
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Who is your "dream" cabana boy??

Mine's Andy Garcia.... oh yeah! :ph34r:



You do realize your dream cabana "boy" is 53 years old, right?:S

And I still haven't forgiven him for the two hours of my life lost to watching "Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead".>:(


you know im sitting here racking my brain as to what you can do when you are dead in denver besides enjoy the dirt....lol
The Altitude above you, the runway behind you, and the fuel not in the plane are totally worthless
Dudeist Skydiver # 10

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