moodyskydiver 0 #1 March 13, 2009 ...gotten so pissed off that you said something that made you crack up laughing inspite of being pissed? I got so mad last night that I called someone a (and I quote)"cock-sucking-come-guzzling-sperm-burping-gutter-slut". I just got pissed and lost it and thats what spewed out...then I got off the phone and cracked up laughing thinking "WTF did I just say?" So, lets hear it.Whats the funniest thing you've ever said while mad? "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #2 March 13, 2009 Quote ...gotten so pissed off that you said something that made you crack up laughing inspite of being pissed? I got so mad last night that I called someone a (and I quote)"cock-sucking-come-guzzling-sperm-burping-gutter-slut". I just got pissed and lost it and thats what spewed out...then I got off the phone and cracked up laughing thinking "WTF did I just say?"So, lets hear it.Whats the funniest thing you've ever said while mad? I so have to use that sometime. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #3 March 13, 2009 Can't think of any recently, but this one time in the 6th grade, our teacher wrote out our assignment on the blackboard. "Write a three page report on blah blah blah" I held up my hand and whispered "three pages?!?!?" with the intention of showing three fingers, but when I looked at my hand, it was showing a birdie in full view of the class! That hand disappeared faster than you could blink your eyes and the teacher never knew. There were several snickers around the class though... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bfilarsky 0 #4 March 13, 2009 Hahahahahaha that's some funny shit right there. You just made my night. Thanks!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #5 March 13, 2009 Brilliant! Do I owe you royalties if I use it?Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #6 March 13, 2009 Quote Do I owe you royalties if I use it? Yep! you owe me a one-time fee of the drink of my choice,hows that? But I'll waive said fee if the person who gets called this really deserves it. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #7 March 14, 2009 I wasn't 'pissed' in the angry sense of the word, but in a mahogany row - corporate meeting, a new V.P. of production that didn't know his ass from a hard boiled egg let out a HUGE sneeze in the middle of the meeting...I said just a bit too loudly~ "There goes 40 bucks" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
