RastaRicanAir 0 #51 April 2, 2009 I'll keep my vote confidential, but I will say I usually prefer doing the things I'm better at. And, thus far, there's only one of these two things where I can maintain a stable head-down position.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #52 April 2, 2009 Quote I'll keep my vote confidential, but I will say I usually prefer doing the things I'm better at. And, thus far, there's only one of these two things where I can maintain a stable head-down position. fucking hilarious!!! and the pics posted lately were awesome too! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GLIDEANGLE 1 #53 April 2, 2009 How skydiving is better than sex— • I can skydive with women young enough to be my daughter and no one cares. • I can skydive with cute women and their boyfriends and husbands don’t care. • At work I can share photos and videos of me skydiving. • When boarding a “sit on the floor” aircraft, I can tell a female jumper to “Spread your legs more. Make room for me.” … without buying her dinner. • I can keep a diary of my jumps and not worry about it coming back to haunt me later. • I am never going to meet a little pilot chute that looks just like me. • I can ask a woman how much she weighs and get a straight answer. • I can say that a female jumper “went low” and nobody says… “Lucky you”. • A female jumper can say that I “couldn’t get in” and no one snickers or offers me Viagra. • I can tell a female jumper to “push your pelvis forward more” with a straight face. • If a skydive goes poorly we all laugh at the video. • If a female jumper calls me and says that she is late… It means that I need to find another group for the first load. • The Otter isn’t going to stalk me. The choices we make have consequences, for us & for others! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #54 April 2, 2009 Quote • If a skydive goes poorly we all laugh at the video. That could happen for sex too. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #55 April 2, 2009 sex is basically exercise with knobs on i vote for skydivingDude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
