turtlespeed 212 #1 August 27, 2009 ....... I DIDN'T..... was at the local "beer specialty store"... shop there from time to time... anyway. paid my bill, collected up the plastic grocery bags, headed to my dirt dive..... As is sometimes the case, i went into one of the bags , looking for something to quench my thirst....... Saw two 10 dollar Pork Loin Rolls,, and a tuxedo thong.... HUH???? i didn't buy those items... Also saw a white business size envelope with a clear window in it... and outta the window.... The Pink Pony was staring at me... Hmmmm the envelope was sealed, and was fairly thick... with [Ron White]COO-PUNS![/RW] ...!!! i must have grabbed up a plastic bag, which was left on the counter, ,,,, along with MY items..... hmmmmm Damn... !!!NOW what do i do??? Damn.... it took only a few seconds.... and I KNEW what i HAD to do.... so I went back inside, and up to the cashier... said,,,"Geeze.. i think i grabbed someone elses' bag"...... she shrugged,,, as if to say..."i don't know"... and then looked at the envelope... "Oh this is one of the "Special People's" pay envelopes".... and just then a young man who was busy chatting with the other workers, came back from way over where they make the subs.... I said, "Holy Crap! Isn't your name BOLAS?!!" " Oh my God " he goes,,,,,, " I must have 'just left that' on the counter"...... I kinda looked at him over the top of my eyeglasses, and said, "you gotta be more careful"... " not too many people , who wouldda brought this back in here, for you", as the bag was handed to him. He grinned sheepishly,,,, and grabbed it ... hardly a "thank you" from him... oh well..... so it goes. I'm gettin' far to old to start compromising my standards at THIS point...even though it WAS tempting... Not so much for the $$$$ but they make a Helluva Good Beer there.... just shook my head and left.... I hope God was watching... I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #2 August 27, 2009 Think of all the fun you could have had with pink pony and the thongBut you did the right thing man. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #3 August 27, 2009 You have way too much time on your hands.... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #4 August 27, 2009 Quote You have way too much time on your hands.... Hey pot meet kettle!Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #5 August 27, 2009 I am busy this week at work and have not played online all day...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #6 August 27, 2009 I was going to do the Thong thing but was told to keep doing the shoe thing. . . . Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #7 August 27, 2009 And I thank you for listeningBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #8 August 27, 2009 I like COO-PUNS! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #9 August 27, 2009 Quote And I thank you for listeningBry [Agent Gibbs]SLAP to the back of the head[/Agent Gibbs]I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #10 August 27, 2009 Heyyyyyyyyy!!!! Owwwwww Just got a thing for heelsBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #11 August 27, 2009 Something's familiar here, but I just can't quite put my finger on it... When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #12 August 27, 2009 Quote And I thank you for listeningBry WTF?Put the pipe down and step away from it! Hey you mind if i have a hit of it?Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #13 August 27, 2009 Plagiarism Plagiarism.....!!!!!! But VERY creative plagiarism....!!!!! jt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #14 August 27, 2009 Quote Plagiarism Plagiarism.....!!!!!! But VERY creative plagiarism....!!!!! jt Well Bolas was the inspiration to all this.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #15 August 27, 2009 Quote Well Bolas was the inspiration to all this. It's good to know that Bolas touches that special place in youYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #16 August 27, 2009 Quote Quote Well Bolas was the inspiration to all this. It's good to know that Bolas touches that special place in you AS I see it - It's good that that is all he touches - sorry for all that you have to put up with . . . Or should I say - "Not that there is anything wrong with that?" I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #17 August 28, 2009 Quote [Agent Gibbs]SLAP to the back of the head[/Agent Gibbs] Turtlespeed, you are by far my favorite person on here now. I named my car after Agent Gibbs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #18 August 28, 2009 are you sure you want to tell the turtle that, it might make his little head pop? TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #19 August 28, 2009 Haha, youre probably right. I shouldnt let NCIS blind me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #20 August 28, 2009 i do like that show.... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #21 September 1, 2009 Quote are you sure you want to tell the turtle that, it might make his little head pop? I'm . . . I'm . . . I don't know - I'm going to do the Hokey Pokey again now!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #22 September 1, 2009 I did the thong thing.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #23 September 1, 2009 I really wish I hadnt clicked it. Im too young for this stuff!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #24 September 1, 2009 Quote I really wish I hadnt clicked it. Im too young for this stuff!! Yeah - I had to stop when I found that sausages get put in thongs too.. . . then they let them fall out.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #25 September 1, 2009 QuoteI had to stop when I found that sausages get put in things too Yeah, if Bolas is the only guy you've seen wear one it makes sense that you might not know thatYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
