Andy9o8 1 #1 September 7, 2009 Your friendly Bank of America branch manager... Asshat Quote Steve Valdez tried to cash a check that was written on his wife's Bank of America check. The policy at Bank of America is that if you're going to cash a check and you don't have an account there, which is apparently the case with Valdez, the bank will request your thumbprint for identification purposes. The bank wanted Valdez to put his thumbprint on the back of his wife's check, which is a standard policy at Bank of America. Valdez would have been happy to comply, but he has no thumbs. Valdez was born without arms and wears prosthetic devices. From what Valdez told Channel 10, the teller said, "Obviously, you can't give a thumbprint." But even though Valdez had two forms of photo ID with him, the bank manager refused to cash the check. Instead, the manager suggested that Valdez bring his wife back to the bank, or he could open an account. Valdez asked the bank manager if he had ever heard of the American with Disabilities Act, and the manager apparently countered that the bank was being hospitable by offering those choices. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 September 7, 2009 Wonder how he got to the bank...sure didn't hitch-hike! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GaryRay 0 #3 September 7, 2009 QuoteWonder how he got to the bank...sure didn't hitch-hike! you're right airTARDO, i'm sure in your days, they didnt have prosthetic arms, its now 2009, not 1890 and we can attach fake arms but they dont have finger prints, so yes he could have hitch-hiked =D. Sick Burn!!!!JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 September 7, 2009 Quote Quote Wonder how he got to the bank...sure didn't hitch-hike! you're right airTARDO, i'm sure in your days, they didnt have prosthetic arms, its now 2009, not 1890 and we can attach fake arms but they dont have finger prints, so yes he could have hitch-hiked =D. Sick Burn!!!! Gee...sorry DOCTOR! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #5 September 7, 2009 A toe print would be the next logical step, wouldn't it?TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #6 September 7, 2009 Or nose print. How about a boot print in the back of the bank manager's pants?I love the variance in the world. The minimum wage kid at the tire shop will hustle and do a great job for you. The burger flipper gets your meal to you, hot and fast. The boss of the big bank can't lift a finger to help a guy who's got none. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 September 7, 2009 Ears are about as individual as finger prints. In Russia an ear photo is sometimes used as identification documentation since it's quicker & easier for the layperson to effectively scrutinize. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #8 September 7, 2009 Never have liked Bank of America's policies and business practices. I have not ever banked there and I sure as shit never will. B of A " bunch of Asshats" Yup that atleast is statement I can see to be more fitting.-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #9 September 8, 2009 Quote Never have liked Bank of America's policies and business practices. I have not ever banked there and I sure as shit never will. B of A " bunch of Asshats" Yup that atleast is statement I can see to be more fitting.-Caress So can you list the Banks that practices you do like? SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #10 September 8, 2009 [replySo can you list the Banks that practices you do like? Sparky Well, yes: 1.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #11 September 8, 2009 Quote [replySo can you list the Banks that practices you do like? Sparky Well, yes: 1. My Spank Bank!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #12 September 8, 2009 Quote Quote [replySo can you list the Banks that practices you do like? Sparky Well, yes: 1. My Spank Bank!What's the return on that investment?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #13 September 8, 2009 Quote Quote Quote [replySo can you list the Banks that practices you do like? Sparky Well, yes: 1. My Spank Bank! What's the return on that investment?Happiness.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #14 September 8, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote [replySo can you list the Banks that practices you do like? Sparky Well, yes: 1. My Spank Bank! What's the return on that investment? Happiness.Is her hotness a member?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #15 September 8, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote [replySo can you list the Banks that practices you do like? Sparky Well, yes: 1. My Spank Bank! What's the return on that investment? Happiness. Is her hotness a member?Is Twardo old?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #16 September 8, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote [replySo can you list the Banks that practices you do like? Sparky Well, yes: 1. My Spank Bank! What's the return on that investment? Happiness. Is her hotness a member? Is Twardo old? So what yer sayin' is... she's the CEO...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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