MaVriK 0 #1 November 4, 2009 Just got this in an email and made my day... A WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won't be annoyed. Pull out my chair and hold my hand. Massage my feet and help me stand. Oh send a king to make me queen. A man who loves to cook and clean. I pray this man will love no other. And relish visits with my mother. A MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.~MaVriK~ "The Greatest Accomplishment in life is actually Living it" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #2 November 4, 2009 That put a lump in my throat and brought a tear to my eye, sooo touching! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #3 November 4, 2009 I just sent that to my GF & she said she's going to put a tear in my throat & a lump in my eye. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
