skydiver30960 0 #1 February 6, 2010 Now, ask my wife and she will swear on a stack of Bibles that the above comment is a bald-faced lie. But, to me, it doesn't! But, it's true, isn't it? How come the smell of our own farts and turds can cause others to wretch, yet inspire a small swell of pride in ourselves? And everybody else's toots and turds smells awful to us? My hypothesis is that, for a guy, dropping a deuce is as close as we can get to childbirth. You know, it grows inside you, you bring it into the world, then have to send it on its way alone, and can only hope the best for it. And so, just like everybody's kids annoy us but our own, the same holds for... Other suggestions? Elvisio "the previous post is brought to you by cabin fever" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #2 February 6, 2010 Are you and Fat Bastard related ?"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #3 February 6, 2010 Oh God, Walt's being channeled by another one... When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,351 #4 February 6, 2010 I have a friend who uses that exact phenomenon to explain the existence of God. Really. He calls it the "Fart Principle"."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
