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Smirniof

Why do men wake up at night?

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i'll be hones, you don't have the proper response as a choice. When I wake up in the middle of the night its because I'm ready for round three and I'm going to "accidently" wake up whoever had the misfortune of coming home from the bar with me then play it off as an accident. Then of course comes the line, "well since we're both up" as I motion to direct her attention towards my little buddy standing tall!;)

History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower

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WTF is "Round 3"? Married 15 years. First one to finish wins!:D:D



You know I had a girl try and pull that crap on me the other night. She bragged about how quick she finished and told me next time if I tried to last a long time she'd push me off after she was done and go to sleep. She'll pay for that one, I can run a marathon, but when I'm in a rush I can be quick as hell. I'm planning on finishing during foreplay, yelling "I win" then rolling over and going to sleep.

Sex is a team sport, and there's no "I" in team!
History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower

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