NickDG 23 #1 December 17, 2010 http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=173725929324454&id=519082143 Click the thumbnail under my name . . . NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #2 December 17, 2010 you fucker...how do ya get beer off a monitor? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #3 December 17, 2010 Noice. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #4 December 17, 2010 Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skyrider 0 #5 December 17, 2010 It won't load for me, This puter is pissin me off... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NickDG 23 #6 December 17, 2010 Let me know when you finally see it (Jesus, go down to the library or something ) because I'll soon be calling a band meeting. (And that means you too, Ringo!) NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skyrider 0 #7 December 17, 2010 Quote Let me know when you finally see it (Jesus, go down to the library or something ) because I'll soon be calling a band meeting. (And that means you too, Ringo!) NickD I rebooted, it worked... ROFLMAO, I'm thinking all the way threw, "Who is that idiot with his tongue out?" Memory is the first thing to go...http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v400/onekick/sturgist.jpg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skyrider 0 #8 December 17, 2010 It is an honor to be is such a band....Thank You! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NickDG 23 #9 December 17, 2010 Okay! Now we can call the band meeting to order. First to new business: 1- The Boston gig has been cancelled... but I wouldn't worry about it though, it's not a big college town. 2- They're not gonna release the album... because they have decided that the cover is sexist. (I told them they should have seen the one we wanted to do, but they didn't care.) 3- Lisa, we've had bad luck with drummers in this band, but don't worry, it can't possibly happen to all of them! So don't let it effect your performance, okay? 4- My girlfriend is sewing up these really cool costumes for us and soon I'll be announcing a new direction for the band, including a new name, as the "Fabulous Lacklusters ain't cutting it. 5- Airtwardo, you missed a few notes and cord changes during that last gig, so lay off the sauce from now on. 6- Gypsy, the tongue thing is getting old, besides it's so Gene Simmons . . . 7- Krisanne, how many times do I have to tell you when the woman throw their panties on stage you're not supposed to throw them back! Okay, that's all so meeting adjourned. I'll see you all later at the gig out at the Air Force Base . . . NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skyrider 0 #10 December 17, 2010 This may be the first time I was on time for a meeting! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #11 December 17, 2010 You freakin' tone deaf hack...Who died and made YOU Mike Nesmith? If you'd pull out the ipod ear buds and quit listening to your Skydive Radio interview through the whole concert, ya might be able to actually hear what we're playin'! Couple more issues I'd like to discuss before you close the meeting~ How come Gypsy and me gotta ride in the U-haul trailer with the equipment all the time, while you're up there with with the girls?? And stop with the 'no room' bullshit...who buys a 73 Pinto as a tow vehicle anyway?! 'Bout time ya stopped referring to that lil' floozy as your 'Girl Friend', you're her pimp and we all know it...Gypsy still has the crabs from that gig in Minnesota. ...and speakin of which Einstein, who the hell books an outdoor gig at an Ice Fishing Tournament?? I'm putting you on notice ole buddy, ya better get this shit straightened out or come next summer I'm gonna take that corn detasseling job in Iowa...and my mike cords are comin' with me!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NickDG 23 #12 December 17, 2010 LOL NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #13 December 17, 2010 You two are cracking me up!! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #14 December 18, 2010 I'm bringin' my over/under just in case one of you guys starts tryin' to play Freebird. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #15 December 18, 2010 Quote I'm bringin' my over/under just in case one of you guys starts tryin' to play Freebird. We don't do requests...Nick always changes the words anyway, he made 'Bridge Over Troubled Waters' about B.A.S.E. jumping in Idaho! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NickDG 23 #16 December 18, 2010 And no more passing out your Flibbertigibbet Demo Team Brochures at our gigs! NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #17 December 18, 2010 Quote Quote I'm bringin' my over/under just in case one of you guys starts tryin' to play Freebird. We don't do requests...Nick always changes the words anyway, he made 'Bridge Over Troubled Waters' about B.A.S.E. jumping in Idaho! But CandyCane Man is OK???? My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #18 December 18, 2010 Quote And no more passing out your Flibbertigibbet Demo Team Brochures at our gigs! NickD Oh...ya saw that huh? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #19 December 18, 2010 Y'know, fuck all y'all. You hacks are just holding me back anyway. I'm off to start my solo career. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skyrider 0 #20 December 18, 2010 Quote Y'know, fuck all y'all. You hacks are just holding me back anyway. I'm off to start my solo career. Good luck with that, there are millions of openings for female drumers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #21 December 18, 2010 Quote Quote Y'know, fuck all y'all. You hacks are just holding me back anyway. I'm off to start my solo career. Good luck with that, there are millions of openings for female drumers! See, this is the bullshit I have to put up with in this band. I'm not your fucking drummer. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skyrider 0 #22 December 18, 2010 Word is your not the fucking singer either! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NickDG 23 #23 December 18, 2010 Go ahead! We've been carrying your butt for months now! And remind me. How'd that solo career work out for Garfunkel? NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #24 December 18, 2010 I think my drumming skills kick ass. Don't axe me. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #25 December 18, 2010 Quote I think my drumming skills kick ass. Don't axe me. Trust me honey...you ain't here for your drummin' skills! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. 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airtwardo 6 #2 December 17, 2010 you fucker...how do ya get beer off a monitor? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #3 December 17, 2010 Noice. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #4 December 17, 2010 Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #5 December 17, 2010 It won't load for me, This puter is pissin me off... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickDG 23 #6 December 17, 2010 Let me know when you finally see it (Jesus, go down to the library or something ) because I'll soon be calling a band meeting. (And that means you too, Ringo!) NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #7 December 17, 2010 Quote Let me know when you finally see it (Jesus, go down to the library or something ) because I'll soon be calling a band meeting. (And that means you too, Ringo!) NickD I rebooted, it worked... ROFLMAO, I'm thinking all the way threw, "Who is that idiot with his tongue out?" Memory is the first thing to go...http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v400/onekick/sturgist.jpg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #8 December 17, 2010 It is an honor to be is such a band....Thank You! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickDG 23 #9 December 17, 2010 Okay! Now we can call the band meeting to order. First to new business: 1- The Boston gig has been cancelled... but I wouldn't worry about it though, it's not a big college town. 2- They're not gonna release the album... because they have decided that the cover is sexist. (I told them they should have seen the one we wanted to do, but they didn't care.) 3- Lisa, we've had bad luck with drummers in this band, but don't worry, it can't possibly happen to all of them! So don't let it effect your performance, okay? 4- My girlfriend is sewing up these really cool costumes for us and soon I'll be announcing a new direction for the band, including a new name, as the "Fabulous Lacklusters ain't cutting it. 5- Airtwardo, you missed a few notes and cord changes during that last gig, so lay off the sauce from now on. 6- Gypsy, the tongue thing is getting old, besides it's so Gene Simmons . . . 7- Krisanne, how many times do I have to tell you when the woman throw their panties on stage you're not supposed to throw them back! Okay, that's all so meeting adjourned. I'll see you all later at the gig out at the Air Force Base . . . NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #10 December 17, 2010 This may be the first time I was on time for a meeting! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #11 December 17, 2010 You freakin' tone deaf hack...Who died and made YOU Mike Nesmith? If you'd pull out the ipod ear buds and quit listening to your Skydive Radio interview through the whole concert, ya might be able to actually hear what we're playin'! Couple more issues I'd like to discuss before you close the meeting~ How come Gypsy and me gotta ride in the U-haul trailer with the equipment all the time, while you're up there with with the girls?? And stop with the 'no room' bullshit...who buys a 73 Pinto as a tow vehicle anyway?! 'Bout time ya stopped referring to that lil' floozy as your 'Girl Friend', you're her pimp and we all know it...Gypsy still has the crabs from that gig in Minnesota. ...and speakin of which Einstein, who the hell books an outdoor gig at an Ice Fishing Tournament?? I'm putting you on notice ole buddy, ya better get this shit straightened out or come next summer I'm gonna take that corn detasseling job in Iowa...and my mike cords are comin' with me!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #13 December 17, 2010 You two are cracking me up!! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #14 December 18, 2010 I'm bringin' my over/under just in case one of you guys starts tryin' to play Freebird. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #15 December 18, 2010 Quote I'm bringin' my over/under just in case one of you guys starts tryin' to play Freebird. We don't do requests...Nick always changes the words anyway, he made 'Bridge Over Troubled Waters' about B.A.S.E. jumping in Idaho! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickDG 23 #16 December 18, 2010 And no more passing out your Flibbertigibbet Demo Team Brochures at our gigs! NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #17 December 18, 2010 Quote Quote I'm bringin' my over/under just in case one of you guys starts tryin' to play Freebird. We don't do requests...Nick always changes the words anyway, he made 'Bridge Over Troubled Waters' about B.A.S.E. jumping in Idaho! But CandyCane Man is OK???? My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #18 December 18, 2010 Quote And no more passing out your Flibbertigibbet Demo Team Brochures at our gigs! NickD Oh...ya saw that huh? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #19 December 18, 2010 Y'know, fuck all y'all. You hacks are just holding me back anyway. I'm off to start my solo career. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #20 December 18, 2010 Quote Y'know, fuck all y'all. You hacks are just holding me back anyway. I'm off to start my solo career. Good luck with that, there are millions of openings for female drumers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #21 December 18, 2010 Quote Quote Y'know, fuck all y'all. You hacks are just holding me back anyway. I'm off to start my solo career. Good luck with that, there are millions of openings for female drumers! See, this is the bullshit I have to put up with in this band. I'm not your fucking drummer. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #22 December 18, 2010 Word is your not the fucking singer either! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickDG 23 #23 December 18, 2010 Go ahead! We've been carrying your butt for months now! And remind me. How'd that solo career work out for Garfunkel? NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #24 December 18, 2010 I think my drumming skills kick ass. Don't axe me. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #25 December 18, 2010 Quote I think my drumming skills kick ass. Don't axe me. Trust me honey...you ain't here for your drummin' skills! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites