airtwardo 6 #26 February 13, 2011 My Friend has come to stay with me for a few weeks. One day while I was at work he indulged himself with an entire package of Oreo Cookies and milk. Upon coming home I prepared my favorite chair with book glass of milk and Uh oh NO OREOS. He then went to the store and returned with store brand sandwich cookies. These are the facts and are undisputed. Quote Throw his ass in the garage with a sleeping bag...it's a bed and a roof, if he doesn't think there's a difference between quality & crap his new sleeping arrangement may alter his perspective. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bertt 0 #27 February 14, 2011 As a guest, he's entitled to four Oreos; not the whole package. Perceived satisfaction is where it's at with cookies and milk. He didn't eat the Oreos because of their nutritional content (although they are loaded with antioxidants). He owes Oreos.You don't have to outrun the bear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,410 #28 February 14, 2011 He was sacrificing himself in a valiant effort to stop you from putting that garbage in your stomach. You should thank him. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BaronVonBoll 0 #29 February 14, 2011 Ok The jury has decided though not unanimous it is clear the plaintiffs case stands firm resolution said offender has provided a gallon of milk and twelve packages of Oreos. A little over kill on his part but welcome non-the-less. Ill just take them to the dropzone theyll be gone in no time!!! Thanks to all the jurors!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
