promise5 17 #76 March 4, 2013 We shared Smirnoff,and the mechanic had a beer and a good laugh. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dpreguy 14 #77 March 4, 2013 (Local newspaper) Breaking News! Woman Lucky To Be Alive After Shocking Skydiving Accident!! Local woman grievously injured after plummeting from aircraft at 2000 feet elevation! Wasn't wearing her parachute, but local experts doubt it would have opened from that altitude. Unbelievably she landed on concrete and still lived. Analysts state such dangerous accidents are to be expected in this sport where thrill seekers defy death on a daily basis. (Of course they fail to mention the field elevation was 200 feet and the plane wasn't flying. they love the word "plummet" and can be counted on to use it every time) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 277 #78 March 4, 2013 Quote We shared Smirnoff,and the mechanic had a beer and a good laugh. Well, the mechanic definitely had some good something if you shared Smirnoff and tongue! See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #79 March 4, 2013 Quote Quote We shared Smirnoff,and the mechanic had a beer and a good laugh. Well, the mechanic definitely had some good something if you shared Smirnoff and tongue! lol lol That will teach me to keep my mouth shut. Crud that made me laughNo matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #80 March 9, 2013 Sooooo to be considered a jump I needed a parachute?? hhhhmm well,the shirt I was wearing was a little BIG I think it could kinda sorta maybe in some upside down reverse way be considered a parachute proto-type ??? of course it failed so no further testing is needed. Work with me here people!!!!!No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #81 March 9, 2013 WOW we are trying very hard to make this "fall" a "skydive" You should have worn two big shirts on would then have been considered a reserve chute that may have prevented a broken leg. That's is if your AAD fired -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #82 March 9, 2013 Quote Sooooo to be considered a jump I needed a parachute?? hhhhmm well,the shirt I was wearing was a little BIG I think it could kinda sorta maybe in some upside down reverse way be considered a parachute proto-type ??? of course it failed so no further testing is needed. Work with me here people!!!!! Hmmm? Maybe try Base.com? Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #83 March 9, 2013 Meh,May be able to call that a BASE jumpBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #84 March 9, 2013 What?? Did you forget the PLANE?? Soooo not a base jump No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #85 March 9, 2013 The plane was not in the air therefore it was a fixed object a Structure. Remember what BASE stands forSo there!!!!! Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #86 March 9, 2013 It has the potential to fly. It is sooo not a structure!! Therefore not a BASE jump. I want credit for my "jump" No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #87 March 9, 2013 I'm giving you credit for your jump.....your BASE jumpBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #88 March 10, 2013 I can't believe that this is the argument. No matter how you slice it, It's still not a skydive. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #89 March 10, 2013 Now there are words of wisdom....THANK YOU VERY MUCHBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #90 March 10, 2013 CAn we please check the definition of sky?? I mean that's the only thing in question, we agree it was a jump/dive The region of the atmosphere and outer space seen from the earth. Sport of jumping from an airplane at a moderate altitude HA HA I could see some kind of atmosphere while I was waiting on the ground for the ambulance and I was at a moderate altitude No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #91 March 10, 2013 The sky, also known as the celestial dome, commonly refers to everything that lies a certain distance above the surface of Earth, including the atmosphere and the rest of outer space. In the field of astronomy, the sky is also called the celestial sphere. This is an imaginary dome where the sun, stars, planets, and the moon are seen to be traveling. The celestial sphere is divided into regions called constellations. Usually, the term sky is used from the point of view of the Earth's surface. However, the exact meaning of the term can vary; in some cases, the sky is defined as only the denser portions of the atmosphere, for example. The Crescent Moon remains visible just moments before Sunrise. During daylight, the sky appears to be blue because air scatters blue sunlight more than it scatters red.[1][2][3][4] At night, the sky appears to be a mostly dark surface or region scattered with stars. During the day, the Sun can be seen in the sky, unless obscured by clouds. In the night sky (and to some extent during the day) the moon, planets and stars are visible in the sky. Some of the natural phenomena seen in the sky are clouds, rainbows, and aurorae. Lightning and precipitation can also be seen in the sky during storms. Birds, insects, aircraft, and kites are often considered to fly in the sky. As a result of human activities, smog during the day and light pollution during the night are often seen above large cities.-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #92 March 10, 2013 QuoteThe sky, also known as the celestial dome, commonly refers to everything that lies a certain distance above the surface of Earth, including the atmosphere and the rest of outer space. In the field of astronomy, the sky is also called the celestial sphere. This is an imaginary dome where the sun, stars, planets, and the moon are seen to be traveling. The celestial sphere is divided into regions called constellations. Usually, the term sky is used from the point of view of the Earth's surface. However, the exact meaning of the term can vary; in some cases, the sky is defined as only the denser portions of the atmosphere, for example. The Crescent Moon remains visible just moments before Sunrise. During daylight, the sky appears to be blue because air scatters blue sunlight more than it scatters red.[1][2][3][4] At night, the sky appears to be a mostly dark surface or region scattered with stars. During the day, the Sun can be seen in the sky, unless obscured by clouds. In the night sky (and to some extent during the day) the moon, planets and stars are visible in the sky. Some of the natural phenomena seen in the sky are clouds, rainbows, and aurorae. Lightning and precipitation can also be seen in the sky during storms. Birds, insects, aircraft, and kites are often considered to fly in the sky. As a result of human activities, smog during the day and light pollution during the night are often seen above large cities. The exact meaning of the term can vary, I prefer my definitionNo matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #93 March 10, 2013 It has been brought to my attention that in order to make a BASE jump you should have 200 (skydive) sooooooo I agree that this is my first BASE jump, and wow I have 200 (skydive jumps) woot woot Since I don't actually remember them, alls I'll say is "Crapit those Smirnoff's were strong!!"No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #94 March 10, 2013 Of course you would. It gives you a leg to stand on, opppps you only have one leg to stand on anywayBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #95 March 10, 2013 I'm peeing my pants now! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #96 March 10, 2013 Quote I'm peeing my pants now! But, you did notice that he didn't say I didn't have 200 jumps. woot woot !!!No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #97 March 10, 2013 http://blog.kaplangmat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Facepalm-polar-bear.jpglisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #98 March 10, 2013 The polar bear skydives too? No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #99 March 10, 2013 Bry-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #100 March 10, 2013 The polar bear is an awesome freeflier tooWithout a ladder!!! Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
