Bad commercial flights

[akarunway 1]

Had one last yr. back from Fl. to SoCal. Paid extra for first boarding. They changed gates w/o announcement and I was last on, stuck between to VERY obese people. Walked off the plane last min. Actually had to force the door open as they were closing it. This one is pretty creepy. I' m only flying first class anymore or chartering a plane. GuessI should break down and just get my private pilot license. > https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1846993/terrified-plane-passenger-finds-herself-sitting-next-to-creepy-doll-with-its-own-ticket-for-two-flights/

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[JohnMitchell 14]

Ha, at least she's sitting next to the doll and not the weird, creepy guy.

Flying stress . . . every trip anymore. How will the TSA lines be? Will they want to open my rig? Traffic jam on the way to the airport? Will I be sitting next to a 300 pounder?

[ryoder 1,401]

I can't fathom the idiot complaining about the doll.
The doll won't:
- Be hogging the arm rest.
- Have rolls of fat spilling into the adjacent seats.
- Try to start inane conversations.

I'd take the doll as a seatmate over a human, any day.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[JohnMitchell 14]

Too true.