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  3. Everyone who answered skydiving before sex, your support group will be meeting at 8:00AM every Tuesday at my house.

    We'll fix your little problem, quick !
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  4. I grew up in Puerto Rico, Arecibo to be exact... It's only 100 miles by 40 miles, so anyone with more that 8 years on the Island, has a pretty go knowledge of what's available and what to do ...

    What are you looking for?
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  5. In the words of George Carlin: It's a near-miss only if you hit it , otherwise it's a near-hit
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    It's raining, so I decided to create a new getting-to-know-you questionnaire. Have fun!

    JWhat is your name and your nickname?

    Jorge, Nickname George.

    When is your birthday?


    Once a year. As luck will have it's been on April everytime

    What is your eye color and hair color?

    I don't tint my eyes, but I tint my hair dark brown

    Do you drink? Smoke?

    "Water, I don't touch that stuff. Even a straight stick will turn crooked in water" (WC Fields)

    Yes I consume cigarettes, I only "smoke" when I am on fire. It's not a pretty sight !

    What city do you live in?

    Wherever Delta Airlines drops me off.. I pay taxes in Atlanta Ga.

    What is your occupation, and do you enjoy your job?

    I am an IT Consultant.. I enjoy my paycheck, for which I deliver the highest quality service I get paid for

    How often do you travel?

    About 150 flights a year and close to 200 hotel nights a year

    How many languages do you speak?

    Four: Spanish, English, Italain and Dropzone smack

    What kind of music do you enjoy?

    A wide arrange .... but mostly anyting that gives me an excuse to close the physical distance with the opposite sex

    What is your favorite food?

    Sushi...

    Do you have a favorite color?
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    Yes (but if you like to know what it is, it's Red!)

    Do you have any unusual habits or quirks?

    Habits: Think about skydving often
    Quirks: Equate Skydiving to Sex

    Are these unusual?

    What is a talent that you have that most people don't expect from you?

    Friendship, Honesty and Reliability!


    Name something that you are proud of in your life.

    Having stayed alive this long !


    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  7. I prefer Einstein as my source of Inspiration. Subject to each person's interpretation, here are my favorite quotes

    On Skydiving
    "There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." --A. Einstein

    On PLF (Post-Landing Fornication)
    "Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love." -- Albert Einstein

    On Malfunctions
    "When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours that's relativity." -- Albert Einstein

    On Reserve Malfunctions

    Imagination is more important than knowledge. -- Albert Einstein

    On Staying on the Ground on Windy Days
    Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing. -- Albert Einstein

    On Performance Dynamics
    "If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?"
    - Albert Einstein

    On Whuffos
    "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
    - Albert Einstein

    On SkyGods
    "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence." --Einstein, Albert

    On Incident Reports
    Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
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    Albert Einstein
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  10. Ok boys and girls.... I have 700-odd jumps and a dozen packing jobs to my name... I think packing is just another sport, and I don't want to participate on it...

    What's your opinion?
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    Cure for hangovers is more


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    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    Just outta curiosity, how would someone go about innocently bugging the crap out of some holier-than-thou vegetarian hippies? I'm talking about the kind of person who would walk into your home as a guest and criticize you for getting the daily paper...


    I have a few in mind:
    1.) wash hands with gusto, paying no attention to the sheer gallons flowing down the drain
    2.) bring and eat hot dogs with relish (the condiment and the enjoyment)
    3.) doodle, draw, and make lists on pretty paper - then throw it away
    4.) bring freshly murdered flowers
    5.) go on and on and on about my SUV's emissions and gas mileage



    In my humble (But very accurate) opinion, the suggestions above are merely revenge acts.. What we could do is to drive the point home....

    1) Take a shit in a plastic bag and gracefully (while smiling) ask them to accept some home-made fertilizer for their trees at home. I would expect at least a thank you from them.

    2) Ask them to extend the palms of their hands and immediately sneez snot over their palms. Then politely ask them if they can pet-sit your pet viruses while you go attend a "Save the Amazon Forest" convention.

    3) Ask them to join the "Get to know your pet" support group, where they will be teaching you how to make a pet feel part of the family by role-playing the part of the pet. You will then announce that next meeting is the Spay/Neuter your best friend meeting.
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  15. My greatest fear is to die without having the opportunity to tell everyone how wonderful it has been to have crossed paths in this life.
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  17. Gee, I was raised Catholic and quickly learned the difference between the Holy Cross and the Holy Cruxifixion.....


    The Holy Cross is the murder weapon, the Holy Crucifixion is the crime scene.....

    Ever since, Catholics use the sign of the cross (some some of archaic hand-shake ) to show their allegiance to the Catholic Church....

    Had Jesus been gunned down, we would be placing our index finger to our foreheads and simulating a trigger pull !!!!


    What kind of religion uses the murder weapon as the sign of Faith ?
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    9.5/0/2



    Anything above 5 would lock my jaws upon docking, prevent eye contact during rug munching and jiggle too much during misionary rituals.......
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    Don't know how I did it, but my thumbs are both black and blue and swollen. It happened during a tube exit, I was holding on really tight, but it funneled. Went to plan B and turned points till breakoff. Didn't realize my thumbs were injured until I went to unstow my breaks. So has this ever happened to anyone else, or am I the first to have my thumbs injured during a tube exit?



    Didn't you read the warning labels?
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    Dude, you gotta learn how to create a thread, so I don't have to go off researchin' shit. :D

    Ok, here's mine:

    9/6/9



    That's a 69 at the end? Serendipity? Or a threesome?
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    I am taking International Business this quarter. Had to write tonight about the implications of an American company exporting their product into Russia. (I did Kraft exporting Maxwell House coffee and that will be my continuous example for the rest of my papers.)



    Maybe you could write a dissertation about the American Mafia exporting their "craft" into the Russian Black Market?
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    From what I remember, a hermaphrodite (sp) has both parts, but very rarely are both able to be used.

    It would probably depend on WHICH PART was used to answer that question.

    So if you used BOTH= bi
    You as a male using the penis= gay (duh)
    Vagina= pretty sweet, you got to explore a hermohrodite and aren't considered "gay!" (if you dont want to be, of course.)

    WOuld that be weird or what?



    Is this one? :ph34r: NSFW!!



    DAM BILLY ! I did not need that before going to bed !!!!!
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"