SuFantasma

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  1. Whenever I fly internationally and they make me fill out the emergency contact car, I put the current President's name on the card.... and the usual 1200 Penn Ave stuff..... Go straight to the top if you need help :-)
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  2. I was hanging out last night at a local gay bar and for some reason, I found myself attracted to some of the guys in there? Does this mean i may be gay?
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  3. Not to worry, according to TV specialists, a TV camera will make you look 10 pounds heavier...

    You must had have 4 cameras looking at you !
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  4. Sauza Conmemorativo Tres Generaciones Añejo !


    Best value, amazing tequila.... three steps:

    1) Buy it,
    2) Freeze it for 2 hours or more
    3) Pour and Enjoy

    Total Damage: about $38.00 for 750ml ....

    That's a heck of a deal for an Añejo !
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  5. One third of the time, I check my own gear. The other third of the time, I check everyone else's gear, and the other third of the time, I go throught the dive plan. Of course, non-linear ( spread the time evenly through the ride up across all three tasks). Granted, my home DZ has a King Air, so that gives me about 2 minutes for each activity.

    Cheers
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  6. Quote

    ...except when that crazy women from russia packs my shit




    Looks like the Shrek is asking for a premeditated malfunction !
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  7. Try swapping the battery with you vibrator....

    Second thought, NAH! Keep the battery in the vibrator and screw the computer !
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  8. I spent most of my money skydiving, drinking and womanizing....
    The rest of the money I pissed away....
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  9. 90% of jobs are filled through personal referrals.... what kind of job are you qualified for?
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  10. So you don't feel compelled to give me a reach-around
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  11. CCNA & CCNP ( no desire to be a CCIE):

    Ditch the books... if the company is paying for the credential, go to a bootcamp... otherwise, CCNA + $1.93 will get you a Venti Regular at Starbucks....

    Cheers
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  12. Nah, we all go through the "independance" phase... let it be
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"