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    My wife likes creampie! Does that count?:P



    [:/]Cant we just once have a thread that doesn't turn sexual??


    What sexual! I love her moist pie, when it comes out the oven I just want to eat it all up! Soooo moist and delicious! :D
    IHYD

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    There is nothing unsafe. You will not drive into winds that other jumpers will drive into, that's about the only thing.

    I have several hundred jumps on canopies at a much lower wingloading, and BASE canopies are pretty much always loaded less.

    Downsides? You might have to quit jumping in lower winds than some others, and it packs up bigger. Note that those winds are still in the range where you might not want to be jumping anyway. Upsides? You land softer, and have more room to screw up.

    Wendy P.



    BASE is a bad example...BASE jumpers dont jump in high wind (normally)
    IHYD

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    Jbag ur the idoit who not only fell in the pool but hit a mercedes....good going mr W/S



    you are wrong sir, i did not FALL into the pool, i somehow managed to end a nasty downwind swoop by popping up and into the pool, mercedez is a hilarious story from 4yrs ago, anyone who wants to hear about it PM me.

    oh and, for the record, if i cared, thats a personal attack, moderators if you read this, please dont edit b/c i could care less, thanks =D

    but i lived, sorry dude, i added to the pool of great stories, another good pun :).

    EDIT: i never pretended to do it on purpose ;)



    Is there video of this?!



    no, im really sorry there isnt :(...i would be the first one to show everyone LOL
    IHYD

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    Jbag ur the idoit who not only fell in the pool but hit a mercedes....good going mr W/S



    you are wrong sir, i did not FALL into the pool, i somehow managed to end a nasty downwind swoop by popping up and into the pool, mercedez is a hilarious story from 4yrs ago, anyone who wants to hear about it PM me.

    oh and, for the record, if i cared, thats a personal attack, moderators if you read this, please dont edit b/c i could care less, thanks =D

    but i lived, sorry dude, i added to the pool of great stories, another good pun :).

    EDIT: i never pretended to do it on purpose ;)
    IHYD

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    All true.... but there is no shortage of dz.comers and particularly high jump number posters that think that jump numbers is EVERYTHING.




    There is no substitute for experience.



    you are soooo fucking wrong, Beer is a great substitute! :)
    IHYD

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    I have been jumping for 27 months. I am still in the honeymoon period. I check this site 10+ times a day, I show my videos to non-skydivers, I get goosebumps talking about it. And I normally do O/S video with newbies and I pay my own slot..

    now that you know what a freak I am....here is my question:

    WHY DO YOU NOT UPDATE YOUR PROFILE?? or even worse, why do you put bogus info?

    Personally, I get a hard-on to update my profile. I not only know how many jumps I have (436) but I know how many camera jumps I have total (157), how many O/S video jumps I have (86), how many I have with Stills (14)

    Anyone?

    Personally, when I see a BS profile I see a BS poster. Most forums do not post that kind of info, but most forums do not deal with a life and death sport.



    why dont you get the fuck over yourself, no body cares how many exact jumps you have, if you are deciding on who to jump with b/c of jump numbers then you obviously have not learned enough in your 27months in the sport.

    the other thing is, info on a fucking forum doesnt mean shit! have a nice day.



    That's about the only intelligent thing I have heard come from you. Namely because it agrees with me.



    thanks doc, im bookmarking this for later! :)
    IHYD

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    I can still remember exactly how many times in my life I have brushed my teeth, and how many of those times started in a clockwise rotation and with what type of toothbrush.

    I DEMAND EVERYONE IS AS ANAL AS ME ON THE INTERNET



    Fill in your profile or your post doesnt count! :P
    IHYD

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    I have been jumping for 27 months. I am still in the honeymoon period. I check this site 10+ times a day, I show my videos to non-skydivers, I get goosebumps talking about it. And I normally do O/S video with newbies and I pay my own slot..

    now that you know what a freak I am....here is my question:

    WHY DO YOU NOT UPDATE YOUR PROFILE?? or even worse, why do you put bogus info?

    Personally, I get a hard-on to update my profile. I not only know how many jumps I have (436) but I know how many camera jumps I have total (157), how many O/S video jumps I have (86), how many I have with Stills (14)

    Anyone?

    Personally, when I see a BS profile I see a BS poster. Most forums do not post that kind of info, but most forums do not deal with a life and death sport.



    why dont you get the fuck over yourself, no body cares how many exact jumps you have, if you are deciding on who to jump with b/c of jump numbers then you obviously have not learned enough in your 27months in the sport.

    the other thing is, info on a fucking forum doesnt mean shit! have a nice day.
    IHYD