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  4. She's cool as hell. I was an extra in a few scenes from Final Destination 4 with her. The scene was an explosion in a movie theater. The first pic is of her and my buddy. (she's wearing a wig) The second is the rest of the gored up extras. I'm in the middle.

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    So there was this horse and a chicken that lived on a farm. The horse and the chicken were in fact two very good friends. One day the horse fell into a mud hole that he could not get out of. The chicken saw this and said, "What should I do?","What should I do?". and the horse replies,"Go get the farmers BMW and a rope so that you can pull me out".

    So, the chicken runs and gets the BMW and a rope. He drives it back, ties the rope to the horse and the other end to the car. The chicken puts the car in gear and pulls the horse out. "Wow", the horse said. "Thanks a lot for getting me out of there".

    So one day the chicken falls into the hole. "Help, Help" he is saying."Go get the farmers BMW and a rope to pull me out!" The horse said, "No need....I'll just straddle the hole and you hold onto my dick and I'll pull you out" "OK" said the chicken. So the chicken grabs a hold of his dick and is pulled out.

    What is the MORAL of the story?

    You don't need a BMW to pick up chicks, if you are hung like a horse.



    That's why I drive a BMW...[:/]

  9. Drink at least a whole bottle of water right before you go to bed. Keep another bottle to chug on when you wake up in the middle of the night when you wake up with cottonmouth.

    In the morning, drink a bloody mary and eat some eggs n bacon n toast. Good to go.

  10. Looks like I'll be seeing you around at Gold Coast. Nawlins skydive has had problems the last 4 weekends! First the pilot couldn't come out, so we rescheduled. The next weekend, the runway was closed without the DZ (or me) knowing. Last weekend, the plane had mechanical problems! Aghh, I havent jumped in over a month!

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    does any DZ use a cessna 210 as a jump plane. If so can you give me some info about it.


    I am interested in this plane too, model Centurion II (no wing strut).
    So if anyone has any experience jumping from a non-strutted cessna 210 or DZO having it as a jump/tandem plane (custom steps, handles, door setup etc...) I would be very glad to hear it. If you have some photos of it to upload, that would be even more great. Thanks



    This is what we jump out of at our DZ.

    The only thing they've done is remove the door. There are two seats in the back, one in the middle, and one for the pilot. It can take 4 jumpers.

  20. If this really happened to you, I'm sorry you had to go through that. On the other hand, you should be more worried about learning from their mistakes than coming here and talking about the odds of that happening to you. I could give a rat's ass about that. These people died.

    Then again, it may not have happened. In which case I would have to say I don't know. I don't feel like pulling out the old statistics notes. (Hated that class.)

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    sorry, can't say I've ever gotten an STD. Closest I've ever gotten to a rash on my junk is razor burn.



    You'd have to get laid to get an STD.



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    You guys are incorrigible ... but I love anyway :P.

    Note to self: don't share personal stories on dorkzone.com ... dorks there don't appreciate it :| ...

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    Oh don't take it personally Oly. I've never met you, but with your personality, and judging by your avatar, that tool really threw away something special! Good luck trudging through the dumbass dogs out there. (There's lots of us.)