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  1. My chump change 401k rewards bad behavior by CEO's. But what choice do i have? What choice do these kids have? When you loose hope things go bad. People get strung up! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  2. And what...? I mean really? You know maybe these occupy people have a point? Maybe we need to have a little French revolution and hang a few of these nice folks? Will that change things? odds are not but.....what else can you do? Sit there and watch the country go to shit? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  3. Hey my taxes went up no joke 5% / $5k! All the while these douche bags paid less and less! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  4. http://moneyland.time.com/2012/05/02/the-beginning-of-the-end-of-the-unpaid-internship-as-we-know-it/?hpt=hp_t2 You know.......this shit makes me sick! It's slavery. Its psychological ware on those who hope that they may land the job of their dreams only to find out....nope this is just how we screw you over and obtain a tax free product off your sorry ass. As a tax payer I would be very upset. Not only did these douche bags not pay into the SS system but also did not pay any payroll tax. So does this make it a federal crime? I sure as shit hope so! Let's hang these tax cheat CEO's high and dry! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  5. It makes as much sense as many of our tax policies! When I went from married to single I had to pay an extra $5k in taxes! WTF! I mean really! OK I lost her income and you are going to fuck me up the ass with barbed wire by increasing my taxes while GE and many of the major corporations and trust fund babies pay less? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  6. Hum you are right, I should have shot a photo or two with my camera.....but well that's just not how the Shah works. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  7. Look it's simple, if god wanted you to pay lower taxes he would introduce you to a very nice, well spoken, well educated, well dressed man who knew how to do the laundry as well as make you a nice dinner twice a week. That man would be me. But god has not introduced you to me thus he, and yes god is a he, wants you to pay higher taxes and dream of one day waking up in bed to me walking in topless carrying a tray of OJ, coffee, and French Toast saying "Darling, don't you look good this morning." Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  8. Ladies you know why it's freaking great to be a man? I mean other than being able to pee standing up, getting paid a bit more and getting better and better as we get older and older? Our logic pathways are straight as an arrow! We have a good idea as to what we want and how we want to get it and when we find it we smile and enjoy it! Now you ladies, as much as I do love you all, need to visit therapists or something because you may say you want something, work your asses off to get it and in the end when you get there you either look the other way or complain about it like it's your job! Here are two stories both true and both great examples. Women try to lose weight and get in shape. Chica De Shah calls up Shah and asks if he wishes to go shopping with her. Shah has great taste not only in women, wine and song but also in clothes! Shah says yes. Girl says she needs to buy a few intimate apparel items and if I was ok with being in a victorias secret? Please Shah says...I am The Shah let's go. We walk in, boys let me tell you...want to pick up ladies....this is the place to be! Much better than hanging out at bars near trailer parks! Shah asks the Chica "So what do you need? And have you been measured lately?" Chica "Yeah I know my size." Shah "No darling have you been measured." Chica "Oh no I know my size." Shah looks over at cute girl in black blazer "Darling, my friend needs to be measured would you mind? Thank you." Chica gets professional measurement of her bust. Chica "She did it wrong, I'm not that skinny, I'll stick with my size." Shah "Ok how about this, you pick up two of these very sexy braziers one in the size you think you are and on in the size you were measured in. And tell me what fits better." Chica "Sure" Chica picks up two and goes into the fitting room... Shah "Are you trying the larger of the two?" Chica "Yes and it fits..." Shah "Now try the other one that was a smaller band size." Chica "Holy shit...holy shit...HOLY SHIT!" Shah smiling and looking at one of the employees "Yeah I know that sound a little too well....." Chica jumps out of dressing room..wearing jeans and a very nice hot pink brazier "Look at my boobies! Look at them! They look so happy and they are in the right place! How did I lose that weight. I've just been working out and eating better...." Shah "Yeah that will do it darling, now how about trying on this black one!" Story two will piss off some of our single ladies who seem to go from dating one douche bag to the next...so I won't tell that one. But long story short, boobies look best in braziers that hold them the best! And for a small fee ladies I will be your shopping buddy. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  9. Why does shah only date skinny athletic assed girls? Because the big ones won't fit on the back of his bike! Man I want to motor boat that chicks ass! That's one nice looking piece of ass! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  10. Long legs? Check Flat belly? Check Amazing ass? Check Perky boobies? Well they are perky now! Yeah she's my kind of girl! Did i tell you how much I
  11. Ummmm... Yeah...I know...If she made 50% of what I made and didn't want to have kids....hell I would fly out there and pick her up myself! FU money and a girl this cute! Yeah ok! What a horrible life that would be! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  12. HOLY FREAKING CRAP! This n00b was able to pack his 220 Tri in under 15min last night using the reverse S fold. Getting the larger mass of material into the bag makes things so much easier! What a great idea! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  13. But what do you guys think? Can you do better than these dorks with their half ass 15 second vidoes? What would a 15 second swoop look like? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  14. You guys so hijacked my thread..... Wait...I'm the Iranian isn't that my job! OOoooohhhhhhh This thread is going into the gutter! Where there will be B(.)(.)BIES! Fake ones and real ones! Who is with me! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  15. Oh yeah I see it! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  16. So you're saying you now regret not buyin' the Porsche? regret ..... god i regret it! It was a great car! Just needed another car to own it. As for this? Isn't it just a wash? I mean it's legal where they were so what's the big deal? I mean sure the SOB was a cheep bastard. What gives? I mean let's be honest who goes to the DR to play "golf" Ever been to a golf course in DR? There is no one there! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  17. I know this engineer in Florida, nice guy, works hard, smart and well spoken that at 40 just got tired of the dating thing and well...went for the internet. His wife is not only stunning, i mean fucking stunning, but she came with a masters in business and is a great cook and they hit it off. Not saying it's a bad thing or a good thing. If you can afford it, took her 2 years to be able to work in the US, it may be the ultimate cheat code to dating for men in the US who are looking for drive, athletic and attractive women. And if it goes to shit, well if you have enough money do it again? I don't know. That's a different thread all together. But I wouldn't judge. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  18. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/04/22/article-0-12B7CDA8000005DC-778_638x510.jpg WOW she is cute in this photo....the others....sure why not? I mean who am I to say no right? She kind of reminds me of this Hungarian girl i was dating last summer....she was amazing lived in Brooklyn and was just.....not here legally...sigh..such is life. GREAT now you guys got me all depressed. Ok back to looking at people doing stuff in 15 seconds. Still think with all the great pictures and videos you guys have that you could blow these kids out of their water with thier BMX / skate videos. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  19. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=4299954;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread Thank you thank you thank you http://www.sidsrigging.com/articles/greed.htm This was it and I packed my 210 in under 20 min. I was very impressed. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  20. Well most people seem to mump 150sqft or smaller....so as a guy who likes to jump 1:1 I need a 200+sqft wing. So compared to 150sqft my 210 is on the larger side. I'm sorry I've been looking for the thread but can't seem to find it. However it is a simple procedure where the top of the canopy is folded first, placed into the d bag and then the lower part containing the slider is folded and slid in. It's rather smart and very cool. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  21. HRV Human Re entry Vehicle Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  22. Look it was a long day lots of stress and she got her 14second ride! But come on these photos and videos are SHIT! You guys are way better than these dorks! I bet you guys can make a killer 15 second swoop video? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  23. If you have a gopro and 15 seconds of video.... http://15sof.com and you can view it at work? NICE! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  24. Reverse S fold packing method I'm very sorry I saw the thread last week and can't seem to find it now. However I would like to say that it works very well for those of us are jumping large canopies such as my 210 Triathlon. The material handling was much easier. Thank you for whoever put it up and for whoever included the link to the web page that demonstrated how it was done. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  25. $225 for the evening? That's a bit spendy for that part of the world. Well just goes to show you, never roll with a cheap bastard. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!