JailBird

Well I have to say she sure is HOT! but just like all hot chicks she is FLIPPIN crazy! I dont know this girl at all and she called me a couple of days after I got back to FTW...she wanted me to come pick her up cause the dud she was staying with was some 60+ yr old guy who wanted her to blow him if she was gonna continue to stay there! WOW what a world! she was drunk on the phone crying begging me to come pick her up and bring her back here to FTW and that she would find a job up here! Im sittin here thinking I would love nothing more than to help someone in need but this is just NUTS! she lives in Smithville which is 4 hours from here so it wouldve been an 8 hour trip just to pick her up...then what??? let her stay with me??? are kidding? I just couldnt bring myself to do it! so I got off the phone and she called the next day...she admitted to being super drunk AGAIN and apologized..she was glad that I didnt come to pick her up although she had needed a place to go, which turned out to be her ex bfs. I tell ya what an experience..going to jail and meeting some drunk stripper WOW! I was glad that at least I was able to catch the guys going to see Ben who had femured earlier on Sun...I had never met Ben before having to subject him to my nakedness! Im soo sorry for that Ben and I hope the leg is better! and my apologies go out to the other wing suit dude that was with him! hope you guys wernt too jealous HAHAHAHAHA!

Thats the worst part...I was there a grand total of 3 days before I got slashed! so I only got a "nickel tour" of the area and did NOT get to dive! I hear that its decent but the viz is nothing compared to Cozumel which is usually 80ft viz @ 80ft which is GREAT! and no I didnt stay long enough to try the regulator in my throat but thanks for the idea Ill have to try that the next time I get attacked...

be careful down there! that is where I got my throat cut! I was on tiny island called Jost Van Dyke... http://bvibeacon.com/main/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=709&Itemid=5

WOW! I can only imagine! I am so sorry to hear that! I know most of us are far away but if there is anything that we can do for ya or ya'lls fam...please let us know! your fam will be in our thoughts and prayers! Godspeed and I wish for a quick recovery!

HAHAHAHA beoworlf your close! I was naked that day..which offended a couple of people apparently! anywho I ran a stop sign and didnt use my turn signal so the cops pulled me over...yanked me out of the truck and took me to jail for allegedly driving drunk (there is more to this story and if I know/trust you ill tell you the rest)..this dude at the gas station whom I had met earlier @ the DZ was cool enough to help by taking my truck so it wouldnt have to get impounded (thanks Jamie I think is his name) so I get to jail and am able to call some friends and they are able to bring some stuff for me to make my stay much more enjoyable! so I sit in the holding cell til the judge gets back from church/brunch @ 2pm get transferred to county cause the municipal does bond people out...sat in county til 5pm which was when I was able to bond myself out thanks to a bondsman! as I said in a post on the gravity rats nov 9-11 thread..quite a few good friends helped me out by packing up all my stuff and then driving my truck to the jail so I could have some wheels when I got out! AGAIN THANK YOU GUYS and GIRL you know who you are!!!!!!!! if any of you ever have the opt to meet and hang with any of these cats you better be nice or you will have to deal with the Bear! this group is really flippin cool! they have their heads on somewhat str8 and have huge hearts! I consider these people to be some of the best quality Ive ever met! thanks again to all that were there and able to help and for those, @ the DZ when I got back, that werent dicks about it,,, ya know it really is nice to be around such a great group that doesnt judge! granted your always gonna run into some A hole but with sky divers I have never felt more welcomed and comfortable! the comradeship is truely amazing and is undescribable unless you are a skydiver! anywho still would like to find the owner of these gators they have some "tell tale" scratches on them that if you owned them you would know...so send me the details and Ill happily send them to ya! WISH YOU ALL THE VERY BEST AND HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL TURKEY DAY!!!!!!!!!

WOW that really does suck! Im a regular donator since Im a rare blood type AB-...I dontae whole platets and double reds, no plasma cause Im a non profit donator! I have never had a problem and Im really sorry to hear that!!! everyone is right fluids and rest is bout the only thing that you can do..A good meal would help as well but Im sure today will take care of that! hope you get to feeling better soon! WISH YOU ALL THE VERY BEST AND HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL TURKEY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well jewels you are a skydiver so you must have a lil bit of $$$ sitting around looking for a way to be spent lol!

HAHAHAHAHA no I said that some of my friends were kind enough to gather my gear AFTER I went to jail! upon collecting my gear (after I got out) I found an EXTRA pair of Gators in my gear bag! I have 2 pairs and one was in the truck..so the extra pair that was picked up was NOT mine and I would like to return them to their rightful owner!

C'mon now...this is stupid! I never thought it would be this hard to find the owner of a lost pair of $100 shades! IF ANYONE KNOWS ANYONE WHO WAS BITCHING ABOUT LOSING THEIR GATORS...PLEASE let me know! I feel real bad about this and dont get me wrong I would love to add this pair to my collection but they ARENT mine and were picked up by friends doing me a favor of gathering my gear due to my dumb ass going to jail! so please help me pass it forward by finding the rightful owner of these sunnies!!!!!!!!

Please moderators dont move for I have mentioned this in several other places already and figured the owner would see the post here! so if you are missing a pair of Gators from the Nov 9th-11th boogie hit me up with a description of your missing Gators and I will be happy to send them to ya!!! I really hope I find the owner cause I feel bad thinking I snagged someones shades!

I have no problem with bringing more kegs if you girls can handle drinking 'em!..Poe thats cool I will still be there, you know me! and monky I hope your refering to yourself in 3rd person cause I dont know anyone named Keith! Im prett BAD about names but that doesnt even ring a bell!

thats pretty funny Thantos...Im glad to hear that Woody is ok and at home! I really do hate to hear about fellow sky divers getting hurt no matter what the case may be! HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE & ATTACHED IS YOUR TURKEY!

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Well I guess that answers that! Here is the revised: Im gonna bring a keg of beer for my birthday on Friday the 7th of Dec.! So if you cant make it out for the cook out this weekend (23rd-25th) save your fun coupons and come out on the 7th for COLD beer HOT food and good times! This is NOT a scheduled official Sky dive Dallas boogie..just me wanting to spend my birthday with good friends @ the DZ!

HOLY CRAP! I cant believe this is still going on! has ANYONE ever heard "as the prop turns"??? I hear this all the time and no one seems to put any stock into it! I think all of you who get bent outta shape cause you "lost your turn" with some chick should re-evaluate your thought process! In my most recent LTR my ex cheated on me several times before I found out and when I did I didnt punch out my friend for several reasons...one being that high school was 10 years ago and 2 he helped me realize what a trashy tramp she is! Trust is one thing but to put my health at risk is really what got me! besides none of "the group" really seems to know what all the details are surrounding this crazy event! believe me I know crazy...Im fluent in crazy! so for all of you who are sitting in front of your puters like little school girls gossiping instead of offering support....make like a tampon and suck it up! (sorry to all you females reading this I know thats gross) so I will again say this WHO THE F CARES about who did what when and to whom! the fact is that some dude got his panties in a wad and couldnt be man enough to settle it like an adult! so now someone was critically injured and has people talking all sorts of trash when ALL OF US should be saying "damn that really sucks...I hope he is ok...if there is anything I can do let me know! I wish him a quick recovery! ECT ECT ECT... livendive your situation was different so dont think Im calling you out! or anyone else for that matter cause none of you seem to have sent someone to the ICU! so what Im trying to say is EVERY ONE needs to be more like JesSke and BelSkyBlueEyes and be a bit more positive and supportive of Woody and what his fam is going through!! Not sit here and argue reasons justifying potatoes actions! I mean i dont sit around saying "ohh the guy who slashed my throat didnt mean to...hes just messed up in the head and doesnt even remember it so I cant blame him for doing the drugs that messed him up!" the guy who attacked me just recently got out of the padded room he was in and I dont think he deserves or should be allowed to be out! someone who is a big enough nut job to sneak up behind someone and attack them with intent of causing grievous bodily harm for whatever reason should be remanded to some sort of custody! not let out with the "ohh if he takes his meds and we keep an eye on him, he will be ok!"