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"STOP BEING SOBER!!!!!!!!!!!" -Kristy "you can die five times" "efficify yourself!" -me "People are bastard covered bastards with bastard filling." "brave dont live forever, but cautious dont live at all." Dr. Kelso and Dr. Cox discuss an x-ray of a patient with a lightbulb in his ass: Dr. Kelso: So what do you think, Perry? Dr. Cox: I'll tell ya there Bobbo, either this kid has got a lightbulb up his butt, or his colon has a great idea. Cookie Firecrotch "Don't you know who I am!? I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!"

pic of the inside of God's ass edited to add: the jahovah sphincter Cookie Firecrotch "Don't you know who I am!? I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!"

how much do you think billvon? *thinking* i wish i could get some more rigger perspectives on cost. Cookie Firecrotch "Don't you know who I am!? I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!"

:13: is for first RW 'experience'... needless to say, it was perfectly textbook and there was NO WAY as soon as the dock was broken i went sliding directly backwards (with my feet on my ass). that would never have happened... to caveat, i'm thinking of starting my own RW team where all we do is exit, dock, let go, and shoot backwards at high rates of speed the whole time; if anyone is interested, PM me so we can get this bird off the ground baby! Cookie Firecrotch "Don't you know who I am!? I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!"

*still wondering how much to pay* probably $1200 - $1300... Cookie Firecrotch "Don't you know who I am!? I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!"

wouldn't something like riser tabs (i think thats what they're called) fix this? Cookie Firecrotch "Don't you know who I am!? I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!"

or i could get a slider off a tandem rig right. that should work... Cookie Firecrotch "Don't you know who I am!? I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!"

someone told me you can trade in old cypres' and get a discount of like 80 bucks or so on a new one. Cookie Firecrotch "Don't you know who I am!? I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!"

For: Vector II with 500 jumps, Sabre 190 with 350 jumps, PD 193 with no jumps, and with an out of date Cypres (DOM 1994). The container, main, and reserve are all from '92. I'm gonna have to get a BOC conversion which will probably be, ehh, fourty bucks. So, altogether, how much would you pay for the complete rig? Also, are Sabres any good. Some people tell me they give hard openings and this one is from '92 so... should I get a Spectre instead? Cookie Firecrotch "Don't you know who I am!? I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!"

did second tandem and complete AFF school in two weekends. the people there are cool and laid back. the rigger is very detailed and knows his shit. the scenery is absolutely amazing. they like to do sunset jumps during the week, which work out perfect for people who work on weekdays. needs more funjumpers and weather holds suck. they have a really good balance on funjumper-to-tandem ratios and i have never felt that they cater to one or the other. they wont let you go out alone cause they always want to do a 2,3,4-way. i have to beat them away and use profanity to do jumps by myself. all in all, a great place to jump. the people: tami jo has tourettes so watch out for her. laura will make u buy video with her boobs. tony trys to get people in fights and will flip tandems until they dont know up from green. mako thinks he's the shit cause he has a million cameras, a million rigs, and a million jumps (he's a great instructor, great video, and lives to jump). dan is gay. dail shows her boobs at bars. happy is a self-declared genius (verdict is still out on that one). no one there sucks, but apparently raff doesn't like my shirts...

Are you refering to people or places? dammit beth beat me to the punch... line. man, that was a perfect set up too. i'll do my best to jump em all though. *whispering and rubbing hands together in a maniacally evil way* yes, all of them. Cookie Firecrotch "Don't you know who I am!? I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!"

Mako is the rigger now. i probably shouldn't have learned in the King Air cause now i'm gonna be completely spoiled everywhere i go! "WHAT! ITS LONGER THAN 7 MINUTES! LET ME OUT, DAMMIT, LET ME OUT!" ...i wouldn't get out... Cookie Firecrotch "Don't you know who I am!? I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!"

this is a great idea. i'ma run it past Dail and see what she thinks Cookie Firecrotch "Don't you know who I am!? I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!"

they're in the FLA. but have an online feed of everything. so they're kinda there... but not... spooky stuff. like big brother, only not as depressing. Cookie Firecrotch "Don't you know who I am!? I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!"

no, this is just estimated potential outcome given the current loons amidst @ SMB Cookie Firecrotch "Don't you know who I am!? I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!"

yeah, i was talking to Dail (site manager/manifest) earlier today, asking about how things go when there's lots of tandems and funners @ the same time. she was like, they jump'em seperate from one another. so one load'll go full of tandems and the next load funners. sounds like a good ratio setup to me. (usually happens like that in the summertime) and i'm glad u opted for the shake instead of the fry. i think that decision worked out for the both of us. Cookie Firecrotch "Don't you know who I am!? I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!"

...dont pass out around'em. they'd probably smear it with equate-brand vaseline and draw amazingly detailed, and somewhat smaller, replicas of your peeper or giney on it(dependent on your gender and sexual preference). u musta lucked out when u came... Cookie Firecrotch "Don't you know who I am!? I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!"

oh, dont worry. i already know that! since starting at SMB, i have grown accustomed to simply bringing in beer everyday i go in. its a whole lot easier and it cuts down on travel time 4 beer runs. TONY says: "he man, drop your first load in the SMB john... BEER RUN!" HAPPY says: "first time u bought beer 4 everyone... BEER RUN!" DAIL says: "first time we all went out last night and got shnockered and i showed u my boobs... BEER RUN!" i think my good nature and electrically gravitating personality is being taken advantage of... Cookie Firecrotch "Don't you know who I am!? I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!"

its customary at SMB for our lady-friend jumpers to arrive at the DZ scantily clad or even naked at times, sooooooo... in order for me to feel at home and welcome, i feel it only neccessary for H-tizzle to oblige. lets not break the chain here people. its bad luck. Cookie Firecrotch "Don't you know who I am!? I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!"

i did a review on SMB as i said "they have a really good balance on funjumper-to-tandem ratios and i have never felt that they cater to one or the other." on each load there is usually two tandems and the rest of the KA is filled with fun-jumpers. i've never been put off of a load in order to accomodate a tandem. everyone there is chill. Cookie Firecrotch "Don't you know who I am!? I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!"

the feeling that i get from various jumpers and most postings concerning nor cal skydiving is that hollister hates skydive monterey bay and vice versa. but the overall general feeling i get from all of us skydivers is that its a big family affair. so why have bad blood. just jump. what happened in the past that a couple cases of hefeweizen cant make u forget? i hereby want to put into motion some type of reconciliation of the two DZs. i need some ideas. i was thinking like each DZ host a cookout for the other DZ; one in hollister and another in monterey. squash all the past and drink inordinate amounts of foreign imports, as well as domestic beer. if this is not enough, i offer my wonderfully chizzled body to the females of both DZs and a very firm oak-like handshake to the men. your choice. Cookie Firecrotch "Don't you know who I am!? I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!"