lilDevil

That's also my understanding, There is no date reference on my pics because i could not be bothered finding something to placate you lot. I'm doing this for my benefit and have no illusions about winning any sort of competition. It's merely a motivator for myself. Hopefully seeing my slovenly body online is enough to help get me back in trim. Skydiving has made me fatter and lazier Friggin Muffin tops OBTW I fall into the 41+ group Now thats the first time ive seen you with your kit off your not bad for an old fart LMAO ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a tin, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, our baby cots were covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a van - loose - was always great fun. We drank water from the garden hosepipe and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cakes, white bread and real butter and drank pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because...... WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!! We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on. No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K. We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem . We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no cell phones, no text messaging, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms..........WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them! We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents . We played with worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever. Made up games with sticks and tennis balls and although we were told it would happen, we did not poke out any eyes. We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them! Local teams had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!! The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law! This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever! The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL! And YOU are one of them! CONGRATULATIONS! You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good. and while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave their parents were. Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?! ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

The wife came home early and found her husband in their > bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. Obviously upset, she > cried > "You are a disrespectful pig!" "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful > wife, the mother of > your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!" > > > And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute honey, so at > least I can tell you what happened." > > > "Fine, go ahead," she sobbed," but they'll be the last words > you'll say to me!" And the husband began..... > > "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here > asked me for a lift. > > She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let > her into the > car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. > "She told me that she > > hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and > warmed up the > enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because > you're afraid > you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. > > > "Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and > while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of > holes > so I threw them away. "Then, since she needed clothes, I gave her the > designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because > you > say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your > anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good > taste. > > "I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you > don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought > at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a > pair just like them." > > > The husband took a quick breath and continued..... "She was so > grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she > turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ..do you have > anything else that your wife doesn't use?'" > So here we are ! ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Ditto I have his voice in my head too :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

My ex husband just thinks ive lost the plot as I started jumping after we split up I used to have a boring life now I know what it is to live ! Youll do good, have to do what makes you happy :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Im North of the river if thats closer to you, but im grabbing a ride with Squeak this week ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Update, He said he wants to spend time with me at the DZ and yes hes gonna jump someday :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Thats how i started jumping, met a guy who jumps did a tandem, did my AFF then he decided we werent suited go figure ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

ERRRR no ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

oh that BOB lmao ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

YET Never mess with another womans man ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

huh ? Im not jumping Squeak ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

well im sorry to hear that you shouldnt give up ! im well over 40 and im never gonna give up I have a hell of a lot to offer the right person if they let me be ME ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

yeh ill bring a good book and a big bar of cadburys ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

OK thanks, but if my head hurts im not going to jump ok ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

I smashed my car up a few weeks after i got home and have been getting realy bad headaches nearly every day so ive not jumped in 12 weeks. I havnt stopped for any other reason ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Did a year in oz loved it The only place to live well, if you want to become a good skydiver then the states is the place I spent two months in the USA last year, most of the time at ZHills, were I was fortunate enough to meet Johnny Gates and some great people ( yes Mark that includes you ass hole ;-) ) I had the best time and learned a hell of a lot. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

I dont finish till 6 on fridays. Its about 7 when i get home and then have to see to my cat ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Did a year in oz loved it The only place to live ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

" maybe ill show you mine later " ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Well send me your number and ill talk dirty to you on the phone anytime ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Chapel-en-le-frith but have been in AU for 14 years now ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

oh behave ! ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

to be honest my accents confused musta spent toooooo much time in the USA ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

awwwwww thats sweet lmao ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !