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Okay...there's a freakin' baby boom going on where I work. Number nine just anounced she's "with child". So naturally, this starts the questions for us poor single folk - "Hey, why don't YOU have kids?" (I KNOW it's worse for the women...plus, I'm only 32, people. Hell - Tony Randall did it at 77.)

So, for those of you who are as sick of being asked that as I am, what is your smart-ass response for those who ask you? My best is the one I told to my boss...

"There's not a woman blind enough, drunk enough, dumb enough, or dead enough..."

Well, considering I'm 50 and don't have kids and have heard this quite a few times I've come up with the standard response.....

My ex was spayed before I met her.....

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I am sure you could start being one.....

hehehehehheh




hahahahahahha

I am up for adoption hahhahahahhaahah!


but I don't ever want to be a concubine!

Been there, done that... at least for 16 years as a step-dad... don't wanna do that shit again, heard "you can't tell me what to do, you're not my dad" waaaaaaaaay too many times...

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you have to define milf-


Does a 20 year old girl with a baby count as a milf?

No.. a MILF would have to be old enough to have teenage children

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And- btw. thats kinda gross haha

That all depends on how Milf-y your Mom is.

Turtle- the REAL question is- How DILF-ey are you and other men in skydiving? Perhaps we should hold annual Dilf awards.

Dilfs are awesome.

Dilf-ey? hmmm.... guess that leaves me out since ya gotta be a dad..

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Might be the perfect mother/daughter combo.

Are we going to hell?

I don't know about you, but I've had my space reserved for some time...

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Dude, we're old enough to be her dad.

But yea, Banesanura, post pics of your mom.

Why do you think I asked about her mom?

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Dear Sky Chikas,

As you know - Skyfest is coming up soon and we really should be prepared.

I, for one, like to be able to recognise and be ABLE to recognise people here from Bonfire and the rest of the forums. It is such a wonderful community and we all gain so much by our friendships and camaraderie.

So, if you please, could you post your racks again, yet, in different NO attire, so that we will be able to recognise you while also being able to avoid any and all confusion during the boogie. Preferably something that you would be wearing around a Hot Humid DZ.

If J does not wish to moderate this thread, then you can sipmply PM me the original pictures and I will crop them tastefully, and then return the cropped version for approval before posting it.

Thank you in advance for all your help,

Turtle

Fixed it for ya

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My mother is very young still- she's 39 years old-

How's your mother doin'?

I didn't pick the colors on mine, and wasn't very thrilled with them at first... but it kinda grows on you after a while... plus nobody can say they didn't see me...

You mean this one?

From the same document:

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The issue does not involve restricting or precluding parents from deciding what activities may be appropriate for their minor children’s participation. Instead, this court’s analysis is predicated upon the effect of the release insulating the provider of the activity from liability for negligence inflicted upon the minor.

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To get this back on track, it is not the parent who is the plaintiff in the suit; it is the estate of the deceased child. The underage deceased did not have the legal capacity to sign a waiver, so the service provider handed the papers to the parent.

As a general rule, no one (not even a parent) can sign away another party's right to sue. In some cases, the parents or another party can petition the court to be appointed the power of attorney for a specific instance.

The courts have made a general exception in cases in which it would be harmful for the child if no waiver was signed, i.e., the child needed immediate medical attention and the medical provider required an agreement to arbitrate rather than file a suit in court.

The question here is not whether a waiver is binding. The question is whether the parent can sign the waiver for the child.

Even if both parents did not want the suit to be filed, another party (even a county social services department) looking out for the child's welfare could petition a court to be appointed as guardian of the child and have the suit filed.

That's something for DZO's to think about when letting their underage children jump.

BSBD

Harry L.

The ability to waive a child's right to sue varies from state to state, currently there are 10 states that permit parents to waive those rights; Florida being one of them (the others are California, Connecticut, Georgia, North Dakota, Wisconsin, Massachusetts, and Ohio). However it does not waive the right to sue due to negligence. If the atv park, drop zone, scuba school, riding stable or what ever else is requiring the waiver is negligent the parent/guardian can file suit under Florida law.

In this case the plaintiff is the child's mother who was the custodial parent and wasn't aware of her child's activities. With the father's signature on the waiver she's going to have to show the atv park was negligent. It also brings up the question of whether the non-custodial parent has the legal right to sign such a waiver.

It's not a Pilot, but a Triathlon... but still Aerodyne colors...
neon yellow/silver/white

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It is Monday morning on the 26th. Here is a live news feed from CNN of the record attempt. There is no sound because it is just a news camera set up pointing at the launch site.

Clicky

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Repost.. there's already one thread about this...

Looks like they packed up the toys and went home...

*YAWN*

Penske saw her coming down the pits and told Briscoe to close his visor... guess he expected her to smack him around a little...

Let's see....

Dilligaf

If she had made it down to his pit I think she'd have kicked his ass on national tv...

Repost.. see the thread titled: The Great Leap, Michel Fournier attempts jump from 130,000ft on Sunday

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With a bit of planning and preparation you can have your BBQ dinner and a nice warm winter cap from the little critter.

Depending on how big the 'little critter' is he may need 2 of 'em to cover his noggin...

Don't chase the raccoons...

Seriously though, if cornered they will put up one hell of a fight... they're also nocturnal animals, being out during the day is unusual behavior... they're also carriers of rabies...


Don't chase the raccoons...

I feel for ya bro... if/when this economy turns around I'll be jumping my ass off again. As it is now I barely stay current...

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And THIS[/B] is how you surrender it instantly and irrev-f*cking-vocably.

The "Man Card" is an urban myth devised by those who are afraid of being perceived as 'unmanly'... A real man has no need of a 'Man Card' because he knows who and what he is and doesn't care what others may think.

That is only propaganda spread by those that don't have their man card anymore.

Not at all... the 'Man Card' is propaganda promoted by those who are insecure in their own sexuality and need a way to place themselves above others.

See what I mean.

No SOUP Man Card for you!

Burned it long ago... don't need it to know I'm a man.. don't need it to prove so either... do you?

How does that make you feel - now that you have come out - from the "Guy Card " Closet??

What's more interesting is that you know of the "guy card' closet...