shortyj

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  1. I'm only going to make one and can't choose Playtime is essential.
  2. hairstylist and flight attendant
  3. Thanks so much. I still get crap from all skydiving friends saying I'm wasting my money and I just need to do it. I just want to be confident I can do it, I got some tunnel time that was very helpful, hope to get some more. There is just no way to "practice" canopy flight you just have to do it
  4. I do listen you guys crack me up............your not breaking up are you Playtime is essential.
  5. The reason I ask is I have done 5 tandems with 5 different T.I.'s. I would like to do another one but I want to know the instructor feel comfortable with them. Also be able to hangout and ask questions, it just seems so rushed and its on to the next tandem I kinda feel like I'm at the doctors office. I have friends who are skydivers and they all tell me No MORE TANDEMS! Truth is I'm not ready to solo it yet. I do want a learning tandem though one out of my 5 was like that and I enjoyed it very much. Would you TI's find it annoying if I asked alot of questions like can u show me what a stowed brake looks like or about the canopy itself, where and when you start the legs for landing? I know you have a radio when you solo but I would like to have someone there to show me. Thoughts................ Playtime is essential.
  6. I like working around the holidays and spring break, pax are usually nice BC they are happy about where they are going. Playtime is essential.
  7. Let me bring my own booze onboard like I used to be able to and the smoking section. And get rid of the smoke detecters in the bathrooms so I can take a puff of pot like I used to be able to. Yrs. back one of the stews came to me after I relaxed myself, saw my 7Up was now dark in color and my red eyes and said "Sir are you OK?" "Yes mam I'm fine." She says " If you need any munchies just let me know and have a nice flight."
  8. would you really feel safe if my boobs were about to fall outta my shirt and i was wearing hot pants? Actually yes, it means that most of the guys on the plane were probably paying VERY close attention to you while giving your safety briefing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHnqnyzegfc I don't think I could work in that, one time this guy looked me up and down during the safety demo, then after I turned out the lights and walked to the back he stops me and says. "You have the most beautiful body." Creepy A little more class please. So I go to that back and tell the other FA and that turd laughed and throughout the day he would say "Have I told you, you have the most beautiful body." We just laughedeverytime he would say it. Playtime is essential.
  9. Like I said just smile and ask most flight attendants are pretty nice..........well maybe if their having a good day. Some are grouchy!, Playtime is essential.
  10. I am based in IND I fly both Delta and United Playtime is essential.
  11. Yeah I was going to ask if there was a change in policy. For years I have heard wheels first, so I was confused when they started saying handle first wheels out. Oh well. I only fly 1st class if my medallion status upgrades me. My company wont pay for 1st class and I wont either if its on my own dime. I fly often enough though to know the best seats on all the aircraft I fly on and the tricks to get them. most people in first are upgrades. As far as the wheels it depends on aircraft, I work on the embraer 170 and 175 so in first its wheels first but in main cabin they have to go in sideways. Playtime is essential.
  12. Hey Shorty~ what's the weirdest thing you've found left behind? As a pax on an international flight, I went into the 1st class lav once to find a little round mirror with a couple of lines of white powder on it next to the sink... hmmm it was prob powdered sugar but there was this guy in first class who kept blowing his nose then after he disembarked he left me like 10 snotty gross rags to pick up, oh and we were crossing seatbelts and the fo found a thong Playtime is essential.
  13. After reading this, I think I can up the game on #7. eww please dont dirty diapers and needles and snot rags DO NOT GO IN SEATBACK POCKET, however feel free to leave a cash tip Playtime is essential.
  14. would you really feel safe if my boobs were about to fall outta my shirt and i was wearing hot pants? we are only allowed to leave one button undone Playtime is essential.
  15. those are good and i laughed i usually say sir that needs to go wheels first are you a first class pax?
  16. your a funny one arent you Playtime is essential.
  17. So, how YOU doin? i knew i should have worded that different Playtime is essential.
  18. well, how about we have everyone here help you with that. here: https://www.change.org/FAAereaders i signed! thats fine , but now when i ask if you want something to drink dont tke out your earbuds and jusk look at me or im going to ask you a question that has nothing to do with a drink, and if you dont make eye contact im going to assume you want to be left alone. Can we agree on that? Playtime is essential.
  19. oh we give it to the pilots to test first Playtime is essential.
  20. oh i take candy from strangers Playtime is essential.
  21. i hear ya i dont like all the ads on fb now and all the so and so liked walmart target amazon etc. jescoops Playtime is essential.
  22. ok im a flight attendant and my number one thing is NOT TURNING OFF ELECTRONICS when i ask as far as the call button push it thats what its there for. Sorry we dont have pillows and blankets sometimes the airline doesnt provide us with them to give to you. Want the whole can? just ask nice and i will give it to you as long as I have enough for other flights, you can have whatever you want. Parents if you have kids, please clean up after them
  23. yes i thought about that but it will be a sunday so i think we will be ok, i will still call. Playtime is essential.