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QuoteSigh. You USED to be a good cabana boy. Then you got all taken and such...
You used to be an awesome employer until you started being a selective pm'er....![[:/]](/uploads/emoticons/dry.png "[:/]")
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I've responded to every PM I've received. It may take me a few months sometimes but at least I respond
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Happy B-Day Katee!!!!
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QuoteThat was my evil plan all along!! *said with evil laugh*
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Nope, don't know any Matts either.
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QuoteYeah, I had an active role in that last thread.
My take:
Red wings = sex
Clown smile = oral
But for the purposes of this thread, red wings = oral.
OMG......that is sick!
I'm so adding that to my sig line!
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QuoteEver tried their Pot Roast Burger? Holy S&*% is it good!! Where I'm from they just changed the way they make it and put gravy on it instead of a horseradish sauce but luckily I can still order it the "old way". Yummy!!
That sounds good as hell!!!!! Damn, I just realized that I hijacked my own damn thread....SHIT!
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QuoteThose burgers are the best aren't they?
Not to mention the endless supply of gut busting fries.....[Homer voice]......mmmmmmm.....fries.....[Homer voice over]
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QuoteDude....believe it or not we went to a burger joint called Red Robin.
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Mmmmm......Red Robin burgers are awesome!!
Damn straight....definitely my favorite place to grab a burger!!!!
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QuoteQuoteQuoteSo... all I need to do is to get a whip and become demanding... interesting... I wonder what I could get away with using this method?
No whips on me, please. Those things HURT!!!!!!
I was thinking about the UPS guy here at the office. I can just see it now...
Zing... CRACK... "Put that box where I told ya, fool!" 
Who are you and what did you do with Jen?
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This should be interesting.....
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QuoteI absolutely do; and frankly, I think that people who are grossed out by have some immaturity.
wait: Red wings can mean two different things... are you refering to sex or oral sex?
Pretty sure they are referring to oral.
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QuoteThe medical term for it is maxillofacial menorrhea.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little
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QuoteYou mean to tell me that they can't afford a 4 wheeler and a trailer to patrol the beach with give me a break. Sue the fuck out of them then then maybe they will be able to afford 1.
I totally agree w/ you. That is seriously F'ed up. Can you imagine how guilty the guy must feel for leaving her on the beach? That dude will probably be jacked up for quite some time.
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QuoteHow many of you have jumped without a helmet?
Never and I never would, much less ride a motorcycle w/out a helmet!!!!
It's really sad to think how many lives would be saved if people wore their helmets, seatbelts, etc.
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QuoteHe didn't have a helmet on. That qualifies him for the "dumbass" award.
Word!
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QuoteQuoteImagine how her SO must feel.
The hotel they are staying in is a 5 star hotel (rareity in these parts), and I can't fathom walking up to the hotel staff and being informed of something like that!!!
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I seriously would have flipped the fuck out.
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QuoteI was so shocked to hear about this.... I've seen close calls before, but DAYUUUUM this sucks!!!!
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No kidding, talk about bad luck. Imagine how her SO must feel.
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QuoteThat sucks
.........I thought you were gonna tell us, you had crabs.
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QuoteI think Gigi just talked me into keeping my colors. Hmmm..... great. Now what do I do about the new flourescent green samurai???
I wouldn't worry about it.
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You should keep your colors. I especially like the bling on a sunny day
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Quotedon't know if i want to buy a 6000 dollar television just to play a game more clearly. CRAP!
Trust me, you will be happy if you do!!! Plus, you can get a really good HDTV for less than $6,000. Hewlett-Packard makes a 50" plasma HDTV for $2,999.99. Not to mention, Best Buy has the same TV on sale if you buy it off their website.
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You think the Women's forum is Bitchy.....
in The Bonfire
Resorted to doing "Drive Bys" in SC now?
You down wit a 187?
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