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QuoteThe Orange Boogie is this weekend : )
Anyone from here coming to our pajama party on Saturday night?
I can't wait!!!!!!!!!!
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Nun ya:6:0
Six very cool jumps. I'm finally getting the hang of flying on my head.
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QuoteWhere are you working?
I'm going to work part time at the Waldorf Gold's Gym. I also train a couple of people on base.
You know, for the longest time I was wondering why you were training people to base jump. I didn't know you knew how! Guess where my mind is?
I think you know me better than that
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Quote"ME!! MEEE!!!
PICK MEEEE!!!!"
Sure....should we meet half way say somewhere like Oklahoma?
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QuoteDAMNIT MSM! I thought you only worked for ME!?!?!?!?!? WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
cool.
YES!
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QuoteWhere are you working?
I'm going to work part time at the Waldorf Gold's Gym. I also train a couple of people on base.
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QuoteThat's awesome Jason!
I wish I could afford a personal trainer : )
We could always work out other arrangements
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QuoteCongratulations!
A good presonal trainer is worth its weight in gold. I've gone through 4 of them in the last 2 years and I finally found a keeper - he's great. I worked with him last summer and when I got pregnant I was in top shape. I stopped working with him until after I delivered and now I"m only 12 lbs. away from my pre-pregnancy weight - which I owe completely to him.
Of course, all last week I couldn't walk normally because last week was a very humiliating 'legs' week Guess what we're doing again tonight?
Congrats again, I hope you find lots of clients!
Jen
Thanks!!!!!!!
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QuoteQuoteNow I just need some clients....any takers
Do you accept United Health Care card as payment?
Only if you use direct deposit
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Now I just need some clients....any takers
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QuoteFunks is my hero!!!!!
Walt
Hahahahaha....yep, it was just confirmed w/ that statement. Always comforting when your number 1 fan shits in a bathtub
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QuoteQuoteSeriously, he is a completely normal dude in person.
He is??? I beg to differ.
Well, maybe I should say gives the impression that he is normal.
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QuoteWoo hoo!
I passed!
84!
Very good news Sarah, now go pig out on some sweets!
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QuoteI try not to judge...Quote.....that thinks Funks is in dire need of some serious psychological therapy?
Seriously, he is a completely normal dude in person. I think he has some kind of alternate internet personality
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Anyone have any spare lithium laying around that I could give him?
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QuoteThat's not very specific. What kind of pie?
Smoooooth PIE!
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QuoteDo tell...
PIE....I LIKE PIE!
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QuoteWhere should I deposit my load?
No vaginal option...damn, that's hardcore!
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PWA
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QuoteHi. I'm Bob, and I like to post whore when I am bored.
Are you Bob or are you B.O.B?
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Quote... why you self-righteous...
Bwahahahahahahaha
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QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteThats big ol' rig you're wearing in that sit.
He's compensating.
omg... you are just full of them today!
He's just projecting his sexual frustration on everyone today. It's ok Brandon, there is someone out there for you.
would you kindly tell her where to meet me then?
On the corner of 7th and Constitution. I hear she only charges $25 per hour. Funks, isn't that your street corner?
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QuoteQuoteQuoteThats big ol' rig you're wearing in that sit.
He's compensating.
omg... you are just full of them today!
He's just projecting his sexual frustration on everyone today. It's ok Brandon, there is someone out there for you.
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Quotecool pictures Jason!
Thank you!
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Ergh
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VICTORY IS MINE
It isn't that he quit. He is just too ashamed to realize that it took him this long to think of a unworthy comeback.
Hahahaha...damn, you really did father his children.
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Coming Soon...
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Yes maam. I'm still trying to figure out what kind though.
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