swedishcelt

Why? Because I love my cat?


That makes sense.

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The more i know turtle, the more i love swedishcelt.

Ah, I love you too Sunshine, when I see you if I do ever, you're going to get a huge old hug.

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He has a nice ass.

He does, but only when wearing a certain pair of freefly bottoms. Those were damn flattering freefly bottoms.

The more I know about Turtle, the more I love my cat.

I've scared a few people on the golfcart too. We've come to a stop and they have the same glazed look futuredivot did, saying over and over to themselves, "I'm fine. I'm actually fine."

He is probably safer getting a lashing from her than driving with me.

What's a 6 STAR, when you still feel it at 5pm?

Ppppuuuurrrrr?

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. . . a legend in my own mind.

Guess which one I am!

The "Women's cut"?

LMAO.

All we got was 7 inches of rain. I'm floating away...

Thank you but no, I don't think so.

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I left my sense of Humor?? It has been missing for a while and I really miss it.

It is kind of an Odd shape, Occasionally sharp edges, not very clean (Actually rather filthy if the truth be told) and generally the low brow model.

Last I saw it; it was keeping my Mind company in the Gutter. Those two usually hung out there a lot. That was several weeks ago and I haven’t seen it since.

I am prepared to offer a reward for its safe return. Thank you.

Well, according to my mom I've had something stuck in my craw for a week or two. Maybe I have your sense of humor in my craw?

What exactly is a craw? My sister said I was in a blue funk but I didn't see your sense of humor in there (apparently in blue funkdom where apparently I've been) with me at all. When I figure out what my craw is though, I'll check.

I just bought Le Sorcierre- a very soft French red. Try it girly, you'll LOVE it. It goes well with cheese and baguettes.
and sex too.


Not that I would know...

A lot of eggs?

Two pieces of bread and a frying pan?

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. . . I was being a sought this weekend.

There! I fixed it Turtle!
sot- Dictionary: sot
n.
A drunkard.

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I just took some codeine...i don't know much of anything right now.

I'm on a muscle relaxer and a painkiller. Good stuff. My bum still hurts but I just don't care.

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My bum hurts.

I'd kiss it and make it better, but i don't think you wanna be near me til this illness goes away.

I think even a kiss would hurt it at this point but thank you. It's pretty bruised.

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Since i'm sick i have no appetite. I've been forcing myself to eat crackers for the past couple of days.

I had a little yogurt. My bum hurts.

Aw, Peter, I knew you'd be back at it.

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Poor turtle is sick today-he called saying he needed a dose of Dr. Divot's Magic Root Oil to sooth his throat. Unfortunately for him, the good Dr only practices on female cases

I'm sick too. Can i get the magic root oil? I'm willing to try just about anything to make this sickness go away. i'm fuckin miserable.

I'm not sick but my butt hurts. I bruised my left sacrum or some BS this week. I need a man to ice my ass.

Billy, that was an awesome hijack. Well done!!

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Yeah, I woke up to that text this morning! Congrats!!!

Yeah - I just hit "ALL" in the old phone book. J/k.

Ah. NO. You didn't.

Sitting at a student basketball game and hearing two male students talking to each other in the stands. One says, "Hey, for some reason my balls make a weird sound when I walk. Ever notice that?" Other student answers, "No man, mine are pretty quiet."





I sat there saying to myself, "I don't hear anything."

We all know you're really not a turtle. I don't get it.

Thank you guys! I'm still a little chilled even after a long shower. LOL. I have two pictures now but know that others in my group got some of me post plunge too.

I had my strategy all planned out. I planned to run in holding hands with my team and be last so I would only have to get wet up to my chest or neck. Well, being that when you're last in a chain there happens to be a sort of well... whiplash tail effect I sort of went flying further in than I meant. Well then when the water hit us, and it was 34 degrees Fahrenheit or 2 Celcius outside, I don't know what the temperature was in the ocean, everyone panicked. Someone firmly stood on my foot and down I went under and into the water. So much for trying to be a wimp. Brrrr.