swedishcelt
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He knows who he is and he's completely sworn to secrecy.
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Dayum J, I think that's the line you tried on me...QuoteQuotecause I keep missing you at the dz.
And I am worried that your aim is getting better.QuoteSeriously though, we should make a dinner date,
for those taking notes.. See, The great "Yo, Sweet Cheeks.. You Me Sushi" Line has worked yet again!!.
LOL. I don't remember how much you spent and I usually don't even think of money ever.... with anyone- be it friendship or a date. I always bring enough money to cover myself but never have been asked to pay? What does that mean? I always offer to pay half but no one ever wants me too... maybe I just only go out with really classy gentlemen.
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You rock Rosa! You're awesome.
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OH Mike. I'm so sorry.
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Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....QuoteQuoteTurtle,
You are full of it...lizard never hit on me, so it couldn't have been you.
For the record, I don't "Hit" on anyone . . . I allow you the opportunity to be graced.
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Yes. What of it Mr. Lebowski??
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You get a hug and a cheek kissy Mike.
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I'm doing some PD next week for teachers... I can't find the bunny grater head photo and I know it was posted just last week.
Also, any of the other photo's that are funny like the ones I mentioned above would be great. I see them a lot but they are hidden in thread where I can't search for them easily. Can anyone help? -
I know, that one got milk out my nose!!QuoteBAM!
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Happy Birthday!!
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You can have my rib if you want it. You want anything else?
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I would! Thank you very much. Not to be a whiney bitch and all but it's 52% lower normally and drops even lower when we mense??? Is that fair? We should be getting more at that time. No wonder we chow the chocolate and cry a lot.QuoteQuoteTranslation is, all balls and no brains.
Awww...would you like to borrow some serotonin?
Blues,
Dave Plus, we get to pull a melon out of a hole the size of a pickle at some point. You tell me how that's fair?
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Ah, I'm sorry to hear that.
It's so hard when a pet's health is failing and you're close to it.
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I think you just proved my point AGAIN!QuoteQuote
Hell no... it's all love between us. I'm just going to make sure it's me that picks him up from the airport the next boogie he goes to...QuoteQuoteNo, merely that we're less prone to get bogged down in inconsequential bs and we're basically happier because we don't attach undue importance to random, meaningless occurrences.
I guess being a male and less dense than a female your interpretation was this.QuoteNow, aren't you happier now that a man has explained all this to you and you don't have to worry your pretty little head any more? I expect you'll be smiling all the way back to the kitchen now.
Now you are going get a ass kicking from a swedishcelt...
The above statement is to be read as such:
Blah blah blah blah blah, I'm going back to the kitchen to make a sammich for you.
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Hell no... it's all love between us. I'm just going to make sure it's me that picks him up from the airport the next boogie he goes to...QuoteQuoteNo, merely that we're less prone to get bogged down in inconsequential bs and we're basically happier because we don't attach undue importance to random, meaningless occurrences.
I guess being a male and less dence than a female your interpataion was this.QuoteNow, aren't you happier now that a man has explained all this to you and you don't have to worry your pretty little head any more? I expect you'll be smiling all the way back to the kitchen now.
Now you are going get a ass kicking from a swedishcelt...
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Translation is, all balls and no brains. I get it.
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It was referring to all men.QuoteQuoteI'm confused. Weren't we talking about brains?
You inserted the word "all" so it takes precedence.
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I'm confused. Weren't we talking about brains?
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So... am I to understand that because your brains are less dense that you're all more... dense?QuoteQuote
Turtle,
Please go ahead and forward this to all the girls I've ever dated. I think it will make them all hate me less....
OK - I think I still have her number.
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Many women get dehydrated when taking it. UTC's are a common complaint from female friends who have taken it. -
Chocolate zucchini bread? I would LOVE that recipe please. Share? -
You know... your quote is just something Futuredivot will never say to me.
LMAO.
Billy, I'm sort of scared to say this but after that post I realize we might have a few things in common. How many times did you say... jump off the roof? Put a large rig or piece of farm equipment into drive before the age of six...
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QuoteZorbing is pretty cool.
Anyone else getting childhood flashbacks of when they were a child and shoved in a dryer w/o heat and tumbled for 30 or so minutes? My brother & sister used to do that to me when I annoyed them until my parents caught them once. I just thought it was good fun.
I bet I'd be pretty good at that sport...at least a semi-finalist.
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That answers a lot of questions for many of us in here.QuoteQuoteSo, we all enjoyed Lawn Darts. We did it as kids with the plastic ones.
When did they put plastic tips on lawn darts? We hat the weighted metal tips. JK! (Getting ready to run & hide.)
LOL. I don't remember how much you spent and I usually don't even think of money ever.... with anyone- be it friendship or a date. I always bring enough money to cover myself but never have been asked to pay? What does that mean? I always offer to pay half but no one ever wants me too... maybe I just only go out with really classy gentlemen. 
You tell me how that's fair?
Who brings out the worst in you
in The Bonfire
Mine too!