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I'll be bringing the case that I owe for finally getting my "A". It had to happen sooner or later! WOO! HOO! See ya Sat. The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time, and still maintain the ability to function. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

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A Texas hold 'em tournament was the FIRST thing that came to mind. The only problem is that it is illegal here. Even if all of the money raised is given to a charity and people are playing for prizes that were donated. I had commitments for some great prizes that gamblers would have loved but the city shut me down. STINKIN’ BIBLE BELT! The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time, and still maintain the ability to function. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Trust me, I know the drawing power of half naked women. The last fundraiser that I did was called "camp out for the kids". I got donations for the amount of time that I lived in the bar that I work at and finished the process with a "strip off" (a competition for the escort services in the area) I ended up living in the bar for 2 weeks, lost a good portion of my mind and the camp out barely made more money than strip off. What I was wondering about is if any has done a walk-a-thon type of fundraiser with skydiving? You know, instead of so much money per mile walked, you would have people/businesses donate based on the number of jumps a preson/group/dz pulled off in a weekend. I just want to do something good for a good cause and bring some good publicity to skydiving at the same time. I would like to say thanks to everyone who has taken the time to help me out! The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time, and still maintain the ability to function. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

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I try to do a fund raising event for the Shriner’s Children’s Hospital every year. This year I would like to make skydiving the big star and a huge contributor to the event. I would love some suggestions and ideas about how to make this a big money maker and a great PR movement for the sport of skydiving. Any ideas will be greatly appreciated. THANKS! Elvis The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time, and still maintain the ability to function. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Quotecome back when you don't biff your landings you lack of iron bastard. I forgot! I'm the only one in the history of the sport of skydiving to biff when they first started jumping. I guess I should hang up my rig and quit jumping. On the other hand I've always had great support from the people that I was jumping with. Always making fun, pointing out flaws, and most importantly, never hesitating to demand beer. The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time, and still maintain the ability to function. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

I've already requested the time off and made reseverations. SUCK ON THAT SLAP NUTS!!!!!!!! The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time, and still maintain the ability to function. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

itll be enough entertainment just to see your pasty night-shift ass in beach attire. I know. I know. I am usually a vampire but for that weekend I plan on being a "Daywalker" Can't wait to see everyone there. The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time, and still maintain the ability to function. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Sorry gang, My buddy just called and told me that he just got booked for a charter for that weekend. Sorry for the let down. This is going to be my first boogie and I was trying to do a little extra to make it even more memorable. I'm sure that it will be one of my greatest experiences with or without a booze cruise. Sorry again, Dickson The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time, and still maintain the ability to function. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

I just spoke to a friend of mine that runs boats out of Ft. Myers. I might be able to arrange a booze cruise for fri night. Anyone interested? The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time, and still maintain the ability to function. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Does anyone know how much lift tickets will be?

HELL YEAH!! I'll teach anyone how to take a fall like a WWE super star. I think Cindy is going to add it to the itinerary for sun afternoon. I can see it now. Sun 4 p.m. – sunset Busting your ass in a brand new rig, looking like you killed yourself and walk away from it laughing. The School of Human Flight’s PLF record holder Dickson Hunley also known as the bouncing jackass will teach this class. How many people do you think will sign up?

MANILO ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you going to have your girlie locks of hair tied back in piggy tails the entire boogie, or are you going for the more natural hobbit look? YOU ROCK SAM WISE!

I'll push the wood, and blaze your fire. -Bob Marley If this was not a Marley quote and one of yours I would have thought that this was your way of coming out. See you in the air on Sunday, ASS MONKEY.