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A BEER DRINKER'S TROUBLESHOOTING MANUAL : Floor blurred You are looking through the bottom of an empty glass Find someone to buy you another beer ---------------------------------------------------------- Symptom: Floor moving Fault: You are being carried out. Action: Find out if you are simply being taken to another bar. If not, complain loudly that you are being kidnapped. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Symptom: Opposite wall covered with ceiling tiles and fluorescent light strips! Fault: You have fallen over backwards Action: If your glass is full -- and no one is standing on your drinking arm -- stay put and carry on. If not, get someone to help you up; attach self to bar. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Symptom: Everything has gone dark Fault: The pub is closed Action: Panic!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Symptom: You awaken to find your bed cold, hard and wet; you can not see anything in your bedroom. Fault: You have spent the night in the gutter Action: Check your watch to see if the pubs are open yet; if not, treat yourself to a sleep-in! A favorite....is never a favorite for long! Ovid

1. Whats your name? Marg 2. How old are you? 26 3. Why did you decide to start jumping out of airplanes? something to do 4. Are you single or taken? Married? Single. 5. Do you have kids? 1-daughter 6. What do you drive? 96 ford taurus 7. Have you ever done a kisspass? nope 8. Where do you live? Fredericton, NB 9. Do you have any pets? kitty named Brittany but it is a male (that is what happens when you let your 5 year old name it) 10. How many jumps do you have? 15 11. What color eyes do you have? Green. 12. What is your nationality? Canadian.(scottish) 13. Have you ever dated someone you met off the internet? nope 14. Favorite Movie? American History X 15. What do you do when you arent skydiving? work, work and oh yeah....work 16. Have you ever BASE jumped? Nope 17. if not... do you want to? too new to think about that yet 18. Do you have siblings? 2 brothers, 3 stepbros, 2 step sisters 19. Where do you want to travel to the most? Africa, Europe...everywhere 20. What's your favorite color? green 21. Where was the last place you flew to (not skydiving )? Toronto A favorite....is never a favorite for long! Ovid

Requiem for a Dream. _____________________________ One of mine too! A favorite....is never a favorite for long! Ovid

wow- if only we can remember our upbringing while raising our own children- amazing post! A favorite....is never a favorite for long! Ovid

Just finished watching: My life without Me. Can't stop crying, but it was a good flick - gives proper perspective Ohhh...forgot about that one....it was really good!!! A favorite....is never a favorite for long! Ovid

-The Passion -The Cure -Basketball Dairies to many to say A favorite....is never a favorite for long! Ovid

Marley or Raven?? A favorite....is never a favorite for long! Ovid