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Dude, if Arvel's going to be there, I think this event will top even my boogie! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Tuesday's coming fast! Hope to see lots of locals there. I mean, if Kramer can make it out to these things... Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Well, now that I'm living with her maybe I can talk her into carpooling with me. Oh my...I think I'll be set for smiles and hugs for a good long while.

I'm not sure Dr. Steve wanted you to drag him out of the closet like that. By the way, will we have both the Otter and the PAC in operation that weekend? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

YAY!! Laura's coming to visit us!! I'll be grinning all day!

Are you going to do any heavy drinking? You know, like nekkid-making drinking? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

BWAHAHAHAHA! He's apparently got the back of an 80-year-old. Too bad we don't have an outdoor tunnel here. He could show you his fetal-curl after a net landing. That weekend is going to be a blast! Hope to see lots of people there! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

I had a blast at your first event, Mary. Even though I tended to be a floating punching-and-kicking-machine, I enjoyed it thoroughly. Maybe next time, you won't get saddled with two meatbags like Barry and myself. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

As do I. I'll put his sticker on my Jeep, right next to the "Make out with my butt: 5cents" It's a place of honor. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Hope you have a wonderful birthday, Miss Nun. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Anyone interested in seeing how the process of developing your own movie project from the ground up? A good friend of mine,

Anyone else read this? Apparently it's being prepared for presentation in the cinema. I can't wait. The concept is truly fascinating. Also, The Watchmen is filming right now. I'm interested to see what Jackie Earle Haley does with the Rorschach character. I've been waiting for The Watchmen movie for about three years, and now I'm also excited about The Surrogates. I Bruce Willis is a perfect fit for the lead character in this one. Think Bruce in "Sin City". Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Man, I'm still re-growing the skin on MY ass from the Nan's treatment of my rather ample posterior. I can't imagine what someone with a bony ass is going to endure at the hands of the foster parents. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

As far as I know, Turtle isn't going to be visiting this area in the near future on an all-bean diet. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

You're one clever monkey, Arvel. When are you making it back this way? Cora misses you. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

I thought you, of all people, might enjoy that. By the way, let me know when you decide to venture back our way. I've got a CD with your Secret Agent Man jump pics on it. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I ALWAYS get the best laughs from brutal honesty. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

I've put off going to The Farm for far too long... Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Hopefully those choices will spark your reading interest. If not, I'll gladly argue with you incessantly about why your perceptions are skewed until I can effectively feign disinterest in the whole ordeal. Seriously, though, his writing really reached me, but I had to suspend my ego to truly appreciate it fully. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Honestly? It seems to me as if you can jump in anywhere. The few characters that cross over might jump back and forth between employment and life status, but it won't disrupt the flow of the books. If you're looking for an instant laugh, try either "A Dirty Job" or "Lamb", as those two seem to have to power to ensnare readers after only a few pages. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

It's not my girlfriend. If I wrote anything like that about MY girlfriend, some of my DNA might still be around as evidence linking her to my disappearance, but it would be about as likely as Squeak and Cocheese getting married. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Whoah whoah WHOAH, dude! Hold on a second... You had a girlfriend? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Me too, brother, me too. This is another one at least a few of us can relate to: Regarding insomnia- "What I don't do is turn to Margret and, at intervals precisely judged to be 'just long enough to have allowed the other person to have got to sleep again', keep saying, 'I can't sleep' and, 'I can't sleep' and, 'Really, I just can't sleep' and, 'I'm still awake, I just can't sleep' and, 'Pheeeeeeeeeeeeee - I can't sleep' and, 'I don't know what it is; I'm tired, but I can't sleep' and, 'I can't sleep' and, 'I can't get to sleep' and, 'I'll be so tired in the morning - look at the time. But I can't sleep'. Because that's the kind of behaviour that can lead... to... someone... snapping." Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Sounds like it would fit right in with his examples. Now I want to know how many of the women who have been in long-term, healthy and committed relationships have ever pulled the "who is your female friend and when do you plan on having sex with her" deal on their partner. That one cracks me right the hell up. Or guys, how many of you have endured that play unjustly (honestly)? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Mil Millington is a new favourite of mine...as of five minutes ago. I'm getting this book, since the limited selections on his website have me laughing out loud at work. Here's a few teasers from his web site that resonate with me: # Whether her cutting our son's hair comes under 'money-saving skill' or 'therapy in the making'. # Shortly after every single time Margret touches my computer, for any reason whatsoever, I have to spend twenty minutes trying to fix crashes, locked systems, data loses, jammed drives, bizarre re-configurations and things stuck in the keyboard. There then follows a free and frank exchange of views with, in my corner, 'It's your fault,' and, in hers, 'It's a curious statistical anomaly.' Edited to add: Oh, and this one... Margret doesn't like to watch films on the TV. No, hold on - let me make sure you've got the inflection here: Margret doesn't like to watch films on the TV. She says she does, but years of bitter experience have proven that what she actually wants is to sit by me while I narrate the entire bleeding film to her. 'Who's she?', 'Why did he get shot?', 'I thought that one was on their side?', 'Is that a bomb' - 'JUST WATCH IT! IN THE NAME OF GOD, JUST WATCH IT!' The hellish mirror-image of this is when she furnishes me, deaf to my pleading, with her commentary. Chair-clawing suspense being assaulted mercilessly from behind by such interjections as, 'Hey! Look! They're the cushions we've got.', 'Isn't she the one who does that tampon advert?' and, on one famous occasion, 'Oh, I've seen this - he gets killed at the end.' Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.