Girlfalldown

Well that's just his dumbass fault for not filing the restraining order first! DUH!!!! Seriously, what kind of person files a restraining order for no reason? That's retarded. Wait...do they even have restraining orders in England? I think I'm seeing some holes in your story there. It's Brandy isn't it! She filed a restraining order against you and now you can't go home! HAHA! She gets to drink all the wine I sent you. Good move Brandy! OK, true story here. I dated this guy when I was around 19-20. He's in prison now for trying to kill his mother. He tried to beat her to death. I found out that he also beat his ex girlfriend too, before we dated. He never laid a hand on me when I dated him. Sure we got in a few arguments here and there but there was never even any yelling. I never saw any of this other stuff. It was really weird to find out about it later. Hell, even when we broke up he was a sweetheart. I just didn't get it. Anyway, no one ever called me to warn me but if they did I would have thought them nuts. Like I said, he was always very good to me. The end. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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Wow. You must be ready to explode! Maybe that's why women run their mouths so much. They don't fart so the hot air has to be released somehow! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Damn Vinnie, I totally feel your pain. My grandmother has gone through this many, many times. She would try to help people out that had money issues and they would then rip her off. They'd be late and have all these excuses and my poor grandmother (who has a heart of gold and is always trying to help) would give them a chance. Sometimes she'd end up going there to find out what was up after their 2nd or 3rd check bounced and the place would not only be empty but it would also be trashed. No good deed goes unpunished! Oh and Stitch, not all landlords are slumlords. I've rented all my life and I've only had a slumlord once. So shut the hell up. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

dooohhhh HAHA! I just read this one! BURN ON SHREK! BURN! BURN! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Yeah it's pretty nauseating. I was watching Friends last night. It was the one where Phoebe gets married. When they started doing the vows I nearly puked and I had to change the channel. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

________________________________________ I don't really, think there are any 'rules' regarding that... look around! Actually, you should look at the steering wheel like a 'clock' and position your hands at 10 & 2. Just wanted to mention... I like your new avatar. Chuck I got that rule from the Audi Driving Experience. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

It was the other way around dooofus! (yes, there are three o's in dooofus. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

$6 in candle wax or $1500 in ER bills? Bad bad girl! Just clean it up and superglue it. Then wrap it. Oh and hold it up over your head to stop the bleeding. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

That is appalling. That really upsets me. I can't believe nobody's ever taken a dump on your chest. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I didn't mean to. Sometimes I foget to read it through the male perspective before posting. It's true though, isn't it? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I think you might need more fiber in your diet. Just sayin... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

*** He logged it... D U M P E D ~ H I G H BWAHAHAHAHAHA! One of the best replies EVER! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

No. I was just asking a simple question. We all do it. Why are people so uptight about it? It's not like I'm talking about poo eaters or something. Now THAT is gross! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Blasphemy! The swoop pond is already tainted with recycled beer. Why would you want poop all over your toe when you swoop the pond too? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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Why does anything need to be discussed? If it offends you so then why would you click on it? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

They just popped up recently. Must be something to do with 06/06/06 coming up and my birthday and not being baptized and all. I think what it really is,is you've got a thing for Psychobob You have the wrong Bob. I have a think for Jankybob. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

But that would take all the fun out of it! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I hear she lost her smile. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Sweetie, it's ok. We know you can't read. We understand. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

And for us, a shocking thing. Chris What were we talking about again? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

One of the worst things about pre-poop is when you're sitting in your little office and you let out a little toot and of course, because you haven't gone yet, it stinks! Then your boss walks in to go over something. I don't know if I should laugh, blush or open the window and shoo him out. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You are going to kill the poor worms just to make you feel better Tell ya what. I'll just eat half of it so it can re-grow into a full worm again. Better? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

GFD!!!! Stop talking about poop! Bext thing you know you will want to touch it! You are the only one that wants to touch his poop. Stop touching your poop Pop! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)