NinjaBiscuit

Great! Now I have to add condom to my safety checklist! Gary B. http://www.ninjabiscuits.com

I would seriously consider declawing first! Gary B. http://www.ninjabiscuits.com

I like the hand written thing. If you run with a crowd of emailer's, a handwritten note will make you remembered. This being for a job, that's the kind of popularity you want. Gary B. http://www.ninjabiscuits.com

My daughter told me a good one the other day! Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs.... ....cuz the cow has the utter! It's funnier coming from a 9 yr old. Gary B. http://www.ninjabiscuits.com

Agree w/ Andy! Is there an online source to link to? Would help! Gary B. http://www.ninjabiscuits.com

If I had to pick, I'd go with "Texas Tea", Jed Clampett style! Strap granny to the top of the wagon and get me one of those cement ponds. Yee-doggy! Gary B. http://www.ninjabiscuits.com

Heck, yeah! It took 4 other guys to hold the toilet bowl steady. (Not a favorite job) Gary B. http://www.ninjabiscuits.com

I tried reading this during my last AFF, but it was pretty difficult with the pages flapping around like crazy. Gary B. http://www.ninjabiscuits.com

I actually have had opportunities to visit my old home town and was able to thank past teachers. I actually thanked one for spanking my ass all the time. (Back in the day when there was no 800 number for reporting abuse of corporal punishment) I'm a big fan of whooping those kids butt! I turned out ok, .....according to my therapist. As a matter of fact, he likes all my personalities. Gary B. http://www.ninjabiscuits.com

That's a good question! My friend Heather and I were searching for a cool band name, and this just popped out. It sounds funny to me. When I hear 'biscuit' in certain contexts, it reminds me of the "Yosimite Sam" character when he had his butt on fire, yelling "MY BISCUITS ARE BURNING". Alcohol was involved. GB Gary B. http://www.ninjabiscuits.com

Sounds like something an old teacher of mine used to say. Now I make 5 times his salary. Gary B. http://www.ninjabiscuits.com

The BSR states All persons engaging in skydiving should: a. blah blah blah b. blah blah blah c. Have completed the USPA recommended medical statement. Who can tell me where I might find that 'USPA recommended statement? Also, I realize that the wording for this says "should" so arguably one could not worry about it. I hold a current private certificate which means I meet the requirement with my 3rd class medical, but curiousity and thinking ahead to teaching the sport one day have me wondering. Gary B. http://www.ninjabiscuits.com

Will do! I never mind stealing hugs if I can blame it on someone else. GB Gary B. http://www.ninjabiscuits.com

I'm a low number jumper myself and quite the newbie, but let me suggest a simple solution. Get someone to video tape your landings. I just did my 3rd jump where I had a slow left turn for most of the ride, and my JM's and I used the video to realize that a huge tear in my jumpsuit had me off center. It's a great tool to see what may be going wrong. Play - Watch - Rewind - Repeat Gary B. http://www.ninjabiscuits.com

Hey all! I've just done my 4th jump at Skydive Houston. I did my first in 98, and decided a few weeks ago I wanted to get licensed. Not sure why I didn't finish back then. I've done 3 jumps in the last month, and I'm going all the way this time. I've started coordinating large gatherings in the Houston area with my friends at Skydive Houston, which are coordinated on http://www.ninjabiscuits.com. If you're in town, look for one. Plenty of food, drinks and music for everyone. Thanks, Gary Gary B. http://www.ninjabiscuits.com