crapflinger2000

Adam... I like your hat

Everyone say "Nifty neato, bimmo!" to Lizzieb, as she now officially owns an asset and has also got a nice change of jobs (even if only temporary). Congrats!!

wow, I sounded so nice back then...

I don't know. I think it will have to suffice that I have retired the split tail designation. Therefore you are one of 3

Wait a minute, I designated Jamie H a tail? ughhh

shoulda been JB

That's it... consider yourself at the back of the split tail pack.

You are number 3 now

split tail, if you are bored, you don't have to read the posts... sorry.

Don't piss me off, recall that I have the power to revoke your tail status...

naw, people are jonesing to get the hell home. Here it is:

Two people in balloon.
Burner goes out.
Try with some matches to relight but can not
Jettison clothes to try to lighten load. does not work
Draw straws (matches) to see who jumps out to save the other.
Deceased drew the short match

THE END

OK let me know if you want the answer.

big hint:

his fall was in fact voluntary

No farts involved.

Dude... I think you told me this one originally like 7 years ago on the Hollister packing floor...

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Died from fall

In response to Seb: Correct, was trying to fill balloon with hot air

No sex, gerbils, smoking (cigs or gizzard), or girlfriends involved

amplification: trying to fill balloon with hot air was an event leading up to incident

that is not a yes or no question and does not compute

Died from fall

In response to Seb: Correct, was trying to fill balloon with hot air

No sex, gerbils, smoking (cigs or gizzard), or girlfriends involved

Thus far we have established:

Fall from a balloon
With burnt match broken in half in hand
While naked
Someone else involved (though not criminally)

Correct he fell from hot air balloon. but why?

Posture of body is irrelevant.

He was not scooped up from a lake while scuba diving and deposited on a forest fire (in response to Canadian bacon)

No hippie would ever forget his Bic.

There was someone else involved (though not in a criminal sense)

He did not fall from an AIRPLANE.

He died with match in hand. Match was a factor in his death.

Impact trauma

No gerbil involvement. Sorry

Not related to lighting farts.... he did not walk there...

Manner of death is important to riddle...

If your question is: Was he murdered?

No