HeadInClouds

And is the missing jumper, who simply ran to the bathroom after landing, going to have to compensate the drop zone for the lost income from shutting down operations to look for him while he was sitting on the shitter?

"Aluminum" sticks out as something very unusual when in consideration for load-bearing parachute hardware. I'm no engineer, but there's probably a darned good reason why no one has every used aluminum hardware on parachute rigs before. I wouldn't want to be the first...

Nativity

You seem to be putting down African American men who are doing things to cause them to be shot in self defense by cops.