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ASullivan

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Relative Work: People too old to freefly.
FreeFlying: Young punks with tie dye rigs and wierd hair. Wanna-be skate board kids.
Freestyle: For women(and men who want to look gay) who like ballet.
Accuracy: For people too old for RW.
Crew: For people who like knives and need an excuse to carry 20 of them on their rig. They also like the idea of being called a "dog".
Wingsuit: For people that used to freefly because it was no stress and fun, but needed something else once VRW took off.
Veritcle Relative Work: RW's who are having a mid life crisis and have started freeflying to feel young again.
Base: Crazy mofo's.
Tandem Masters: Men duped into thinking they would be strapped up to hot super models, then after spending thousands on training to be a TMI are too broke to quit once they find out it was all a lie.

I miss anyone?

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Relative Work: People too old to freefly.



funny ha ha.

I thought freeflying was "invented for those who couldn't get stable on their belly.



:ph34r::ph34r:Good one.
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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