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brenthutch

Ukraine Joke

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I heard a version of this when Chechnya was going on, here is my updated version 
 

Apparently Ukraine has suffered an outbreak of drug-addled Nazis and has called out to the international community for help.  The relief coordinator asked what aid was going to be provided and how it would be packaged.  The US said, we will donate 100 tons of wheat and it will be in 50lb sacks.  The EU responded, we will provide 20 tonnes of cooking oil and that will be in 1 liter tins.  The Russians said we will be sending in 400,000 eggs*… the coordinator asked how will those be packaged?  The Russians replied…”In fatigues”

 

*figure it out

Edited by brenthutch

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