Two Corinthians walk into a bar

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'Second Corinthians'

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Two Corinthians walk into a bar

And say to the barkeep, "We come from afar.

We're looking for two Thessalonian chaps

And wondering if you might have seen them perhaps."

"Maybe I have and maybe I've not.

I'll have to reflect and give it some thought.

In the meantime, what'll it be:

Whisky or rye or a glass of chablis?"

"Red wine with some bread--no, grape juice and a wafer.

Keeping it Baptist is bound to be safer."

"Who's this?" said the other. "Am I seeing things?

Is this not Two Samuels with his friend Two Kings?

Then comes Two Chronicles and after these

Two Peters, Three Johns, and Two Timothys."

"I'm calling the cops," said the man tending bar.

I don't give a damn who you guys say you are.

You're pulling my leg or you're certifiable.

Every man jack of you comes from the Bible."

We have just entered the dread Twilight Zone:

Another dimension, where minds are blown;

It's all the fault of that man on the stump,

That Bible bungler, Donald J. Trump.

Source: http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/1/18/1471654/-Poetic-Invective-Two-Corinthians-Walk-into-a-Bar

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