Moslems Violently Protest Being Called Violent

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From the Strategy Page:

September 19, 2006: Islamic terrorists from Pakistan continue to make Kashmir a bloody battleground between Islamic radicals and infidels (non-Moslem civilians and police). The death toll is over a hundred a month, with many more wounded. A Christian church in Kashmir was attacked by Islamic conservatives, upset over remarks by the Pope (who said that Moslems were violent). Similar demonstrations occurred throughout India and Pakistan.

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September 15, 2006: Five Christian churches in Gaza and the West Bank were attacked by Moslems, upset over remarks by the Pope (who said that Moslems were violent).

"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

[StreetScooby 5]

This is laughable. As I've said before, America, et. al., needs to wake up and see this for the culture clash it is.

We are all engines of karma

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MUDRAGISTAN (Reuters) - Islamic Clerics announced today that due to the incapacity of the islamic mind to understand the difference between an opinion and a quotation, henceforth all use of the BLOCKQUOTE tag in HTML shall be met with unyielding and divine retribution.

The BLOCKQUOTE tag, as introduced with the HTML 2.0 specification in 1994, has been used on websites throughout the world to signify that the text contained within is a quotation from an external source. However, due to an inability for islamics to grow the fuck up and understand basic communicative syntax, they now believe it is their holy right to murder anyone they want to just because one person quoted someone else within context.

This antithesis of freedom is a common theme running throughout all islamic interaction with civilised society. Rampaging islamic mobs worldwide have burned effigies of Dave Raggett, creator of HTML, alongside effigies of President Bush and Pope Benedict XVI. Police measures are now in place to put everyone who ever had a Myspace page or Geocities account into hiding.

Inventor of the World Wide Web, Tim Berners-Lee, was unavailable for comment. Which is probably just as well as we don't want to get bombed by the raghead fuckwits just for quoting him.

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[kallend 1,651]

Or as my ex-wife would say,

I AM NOT SHOUTING!

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Inventor of the World Wide Web, Tim Berners-Lee, was unavailable for comment.

Hey, I thought Al Gore invented the internet?!

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[billvon 2,436]

>Hey, I thought Al Gore invented the internet?!

Nope. He just got the funding to develop it.