BEER!

[cyberskydive 0]

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery
and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they
might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say
to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams
come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
--Jack Handy
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
--Frank Sinatra
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with
his
fools.
--Ernest Hemingway
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
--Henny Youngman
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. What a coincidence!?
--Stephen Wright
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
-- Brian O'Rourke
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
--Benjamin Franklin
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the
wheel
does not go nearly as well with pizza.
--Dave Barry
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862.
--Unknown
Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
--Unknown
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group
--Unknown
Most men can at least recognize some beauty when Drunk.
D.Chisolm C-28534
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[SkySlut 0]

I was listening to the radio this morning and a russian scientist invented the talking liquor bottle. Apparently there is some sort of sensor in the cap that talks to you. I guess it starts out by recommending drinks and telling you how to pour the booze and then, as you get drunker, it starts to slur its words and you hear a woman laughing and a bunch of other silly stuff. The guy invented it so people dont have to drink alone. Now, that is funny!!! I dont know if they are only going to sell them in Russia or if they are going to make it over to the states, but I am definately going to have to pick one of those things up!!!
"I'll jump anything!"

[Greg 0]

I read somewhere that the consumption of beer will actually improve your intelligence. It helps to "kill off" weaker/older brain cells which are replaced by newer stronger brain cells. The analogy was that college students who were binge drinkers tended to do better and retain more after binge drinking as compared to students who did not or perhaps an established executive who did not drink and therefore had a head full of old dead brain cells. I will have to look around for the artical, it was in Time or the Scientific American or something.

[SkySlut 0]

Yeah, I saw that...the thinking is that a herd of cattle can only move as fast as the slowest one and if you kill the weakest and slowest the herd & your brain will be more efficient and faster. As much as I would like to subscribe to this theory...my only question is what happens when you only have 2 brain cells left and they are fighting with each other???
"I'll jump anything!"

[Jessica 0]

Here's the Web site...I think this has been posted here before.
http://qlink.queensu.ca/~6ceb3/recroom/buffalo.htm

[Greg 0]

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my only question is what happens when you only have 2 brain cells left and they are
fighting with each other??

It means you have done well...young jedi......

[SkySlut 0]

Good one!!!
Another FYI on the college binge drinker thing: There is something called State Induced Learning that happens. If you learn something drunk you remember it better drunk.
"I'll jump anything!"

[cyberskydive 0]

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Another FYI on the college binge drinker thing: There is something called State Induced Learning that happens. If you learn something drunk you remember it better drunk.

So thats why I despise getting slapped in the face, falling off curbs, and waking up in the mornings-LOL
D.Chisolm C-28534
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http://www.sunraydesigns.com

[propblast 0]

Ah beer nectar of the gods.