lippy 786 #1 April 5, 2002 'When you're ten years old, walking to school, and somebody drives through a puddle and splashes you, it's hard to decide what to do...Should I go home and change, or just keep walking? So while he was thinking about it, I drove by and splashed him again.'-Jack Handey It's not a real sport unless you can die from massive internal traumaLippy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 April 5, 2002 One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."I'm a danger to myself and everyone around me!"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 5 #3 April 5, 2002 Oh Clay. That is sooooo mean. Tell me you really didn't do that.oh,,,,oh,,,, I think I feel a repressed memory coming on!Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 April 5, 2002 Nooooo....never!!!! Don't forget this one...If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimminghttp://www.connectcorp.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm"I'm a danger to myself and everyone around me!"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
