IF MEN WROTE ADVICE COLUMNS!! ONLY A JOKE OK!

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> Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
>
> A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing
> that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best
> thing: your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring
> you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates
> involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him
> be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just
> perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about
> it.
>
>
> Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.
>
> ! A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great
> glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow
> you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves
> you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day,
> then cook him a nice meal.
>
>
>
> Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
>
> A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be
> encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with
> other men. A night out chasing young single girls is great stress
> relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember,
> nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away
> for a day or two (it's a great time to clean the house too!) Just loo! k
> at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home.
> The best thing to do when he returns home is for you and your best
> friend to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal.
>
>
>
> Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
>
> A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you
> must mess with it do it in your own time or ask your best friend to
> help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present
> it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt,
> perform oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal.
>
>
>
> Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.
>
> A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek
> sen! sitivity training. Foreplay to man is very stressful and time
> consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no
> pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love
> your man as much as you should; he should never have to work to get you
> in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him
> by performing oral sex on him and cooking him a nice meal.
>
>
>
> Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to
> sleep without giving me one.
>
> A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've
> forgotten to cook him a nice meal.

[christoofar 0]

I've read this one before. Classic.

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