the hangover rating system....

[hobbes4star 0]

One Star Hangover (*)
> > No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able
> to
> > function relatively
> > well. However, you are still parched. You can
> drink
> > 5 sodas and still feel
> > this way. For some reason, your are craving a
> philly
> > sub and steak fries.
> >
> >
> >
> > Two Star Hangover (**)
> >
> > No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You
> may
> > look okay but you have
> > the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee
> you
> > are chugging is only
> > increasing your rumbling gut, which is still
> tossing
> > around the fruity
> > pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion.
> > There is some definite
> > havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.
> >
> >
> >
> > Three Star Hangover (***)
> > Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are
> > definitely not productive.
> > Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her
> perfume
> > reminds you of the
> > flavored schnapp's shots your alcoholic friends
> > dared you to drink. Life
> > would be better right now if you were home in your
> > bed watching Lucy
> > reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of
> > water, 3 iced teas and a
> > diet
> > Coke --- yet you haven't peed once.
> >
> >
> >
> > Four Star Hangover (****)
> >
> >
> > Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't
> speak
> > too quickly or else
> > you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted
> you
> > for being late and has
> > given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You
> wore
> > nice clothes, but that
> > can't
> > hide the fact that you only shaved one side of
> your
> > face. (for the ladies,
> > it looks like you put your make-up on while riding
> > the bumper cars.) Your
> > eyes look like one big red vein and even your hair
> > hurts. Your sphincter
> > is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about
> five
> > shits you take during
> > the
> > day makes the eyes water of everyone who enters
> the
> > bathroom.
> >
> >
> >
> > Five Star Hangover, (*****)
> >
> >
> > You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is
> > actually annoying the
> > employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is
> > seeping out of every
> > pore and making you dizzy. You still have
> > toothpaste crust in the corners
> > of
> > your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt
> > to get the remnants of
> > the
> > poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to
> > generate saliva so your
> > tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the
> > foggiest idea who the hell
> > the stranger was passed out in your bed this
> > morning. Any attempt to
> > defecate
> > results in a fire hose like discharge of
> > alcohol-scented fluid with a rare
> > 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this
> > 'floater' seems to be to
> > splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death
> > sounds pretty good about
> > right now....

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

[trfenwyd 0]

cool...when do we get to see the "drunkeness rating system?"

in vino veritas-
(there is truth in wine)

[Lolie 0]

I'm pretty damn sure I was a five on both scales this weekend. (...or so my friends tell me. I don't remember. )

-Miranda
you shall above all things be glad and young / For if you're young,whatever life you wear
it will become you;and if you are glad / whatever's living will yourself become.

[nubain1 0]

I had a 5 star a coupla weekends ago I was fine till the shots started.Then went to work with about a hr and a half sleep.I swear I think I was still drunk when I was driving to work.Luckily I only ran 2 calls the entire 24 hr shift so I was able to sleep it off.