karma 3 #1 March 11, 2003 Was browsing the web when I found this. I though I'd be nice and share. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #2 March 11, 2003 nothin like cool air blowin ya! <<<>>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoobieCootie 0 #3 March 11, 2003 Looks like a good way to simulate the wind as you visualize a sitfly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karma 3 #4 March 11, 2003 Okay, here's an other one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #5 March 11, 2003 A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train... cause we're going down the tracks." The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train... but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son and say... "All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen...." <<<>>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
