Work Nastiness

[crapflinger2000 1]

I am so friggin pissed off. Every day the middle stall of the mens room looks like someone splashed a bunch of Gatorade all over the seat. How the fuck do adults leave a friggin toilet looking like that? How can you miss so badly, and then be gross enough not to clean up after yourself.

I am gonna stake the bitch out and bust that mother f'er. Then I will throw turtle pee all over him while screaming "You like pee, bitch? Here is some turtle pee for you!"

wish me luck

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What would Vic Mackey do?

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Good Luck

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[DYEVOUT 0]

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Here is some turtle pee for you!"

How does one acquire turtle pee?

We got assholes like that here, too. Half the time the floor is soaked in front of the urinals, and there is piss all over the seat. PIGS!

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[CrazyIvan 0]

Dude, feel free to visit Venting Thread anytime.

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[LouDiamond 1]

Turtle pee, am I missing something here?

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[crapflinger2000 1]

Ummm, I get my turtle pee from turtles. Or tortoises... same thing really.

If you pick up a desert tortoise, it will pee all it has in an attempt to scare you. That is the best way to get it in my experience...

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What would Vic Mackey do?

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Ummm, I get my turtle pee from turtles. Or tortoises... same thing really.

Fax me some, I'll try it out here (all we have is box turtles, and snappers here).

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[swarley 0]

This may be your problem? Do you have one of these in your office?

[CrazyIvan 0]

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This may be your problem? Do you have one of these in your office?

Oooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!, that'd be marvelous!!!

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This may be your problem? Do you have one of these in your office?

hehehe - Microsoft server farms... They also bring kegs to meetings. Wish I worked there (four different interviews, one offer), but the hours they wanted me to work were beyond insane.

"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."