airtwardo 6 #1 May 23, 2003 U.S. Atty. Gen. John Ashcroft is visiting an Elementary School. After 15 minutes speaking he says I will now answer any questions you have. Bobby stands up and says: Mr. Ashcroft I have 4 questions: 1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore? 2. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties? 3. Why haven't you caught Osama Bin Laden? 4. Where are the weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq? Just then the bell rang and the kids rushed out to play. Upon returning Mr.Ashcroft said: I'm sorry we were interrupted. I will answer any questions you have. A little girl named Julie stands up and says: I have 6 questions: 1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore? 2. Why are you invoking the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties? 3. Why haven't you caught Osama Bin laden? 4. Where are the weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq? 5. Why did the bell ring 20 minutes early? 6. Where is Bobby? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerry81 10 #2 May 23, 2003 LOL, that's a new one! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BPO 0 #3 May 23, 2003 Quote LOL, that's a new one! Well.. not exactly.. Still good though.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beemertec 0 #4 May 23, 2003 ROTFLMAO! Blue Skies Steve Ok, so it's pink, but I'm secure in my manhood, and I still look cool coming in under it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #5 May 23, 2003 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: 1) You believe in Santa Claus 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus 4) You look like Santa Claus. ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
