airtwardo 6 #1 June 15, 2003 Bird Brain Suit NFI Jumper survives horrid splashdown Non-fatal incidents are published for your safety Porcine, NV May 23, 2003 A great idea on paper. Raoul DePutz theorized that he could use thermals to guide him to a safe landing using only a Bird Brain suit. For his test site he chose a fetid waste lagoon at the biggest hog factory in he state. At first, everything went as planned. DePutz exited over the pond and made lazy, descending circles, riding the column of heated waste. The trouble began as he penetrated 500 feet. The stench became unbearable, inducing dizziness and disorientation. The intensity was such that he lost consciousness at 60 feet and plunged head first into the disgusting muck. A farm worker witnessed the incident and pulled DePutz to safety. By the time rescue personnel arrived, the hog droppings had dried in the hot sun and encased DePutz in a reeking, adobe like shell. He is expected to make a full recovery. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andy2 0 #2 June 15, 2003 [QUOTE]For his test site he chose a fetid waste lagoon [/QUOTE] This should of been his first clue that something was wrong. --------------------------------------------- let my inspiration flow, in token rhyme suggesting rhythm... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #3 June 15, 2003 Quote[QUOTE]For his test site he chose a fetid waste lagoon [/QUOTE] This should of been his first clue that something was wrong. Ahhh...Yep! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #4 June 15, 2003 funny s*&*^ yo .Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites