Wednesday's funnies...

[juanesky 0]

Dear Abby:


My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from
the beginning. When I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse is
everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating!
Also, since he lost his job two years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new
one.

All he does is sit around the living room in his underwear and watch TV
while I work to pay the bills. And since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me. He keeps calling me a lesbian. What should I do?


Signed, Clueless


Dear Clueless:


Dump him. You're a New York senator now. You don't need him anymore.

"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

[turtlespeed 212]

As Bill Clinton went jogging one day he happened upon a Hooker standing on the street corner. He asked her how much. She replied that it woud be $75. Wow, he said, $75?
No thank you that's just too much. What about A BJ? She said that would be $50.
He Said what do you get for $10? She just looked at him and walked away.

Later that week, Hillary joined him on his Jog. They were heading toward the same hooker that he encountered before. He tried to steer Hillary away, but the Hooker caught site of him and yelled....

THAT is what you get for ten Bucks!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[juanesky 0]

LMAO....good one...

Check out this pet, her name is Monica

"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

[turtlespeed 212]

from Analyse This : Mmm, a little to the left....

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun